Ever been nailed without a good comeback by a Bible thumper? If so, then Thump-o-Matic is the app for you! Just whip out your phone, Thump it, and Hallelujah! A little counter-damnation of your own… chapter and verse. Test their righteousness – and your own! – and find out just how far a thumper will thump in hewing to the letter of the Good Book.

Be ye a believer who thinks that taking the Bible literally misses the point, a snarky seminarian, a freethinker, or just a smart-aleck Sunday school student, you're Glory-bound to have fun with this app, because randomized scriptural integrity is always just a thump away on your phone. Never get thumped unprepared again!

Choose Old and/or New Testament quotes that you can share. Available in English, Spanish, French, and German. Accompanied by heavenly sound effects!

What’s New

Version 1.2.0

App modernized for current iOS and devices.

Sharing now uses modern iOS sharing, enabling sharing via all appropriate methods installed on device.

Several UI issues fixed.

Ratings and Reviews

3.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

Buzz94605 ,

Chock full of thought provoking verses

Nothing will get a thumper off your back quicker than a discussion about the sinfulness of his polyester blend shirt. (Not to mention some of the more discomforting observations about wealth and tebowing in public). This app delivers!

pamestroya ,


More verses than I thought possible, with choices for every occasion. I love this app!

Gdccvv ,

Not worth it

Not worth the money and that's sad since its only .99


David Bernstein
2.1 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.


English, French, German, Spanish

Age Rating
Rated 4+
© 2012-2017 David Bernstein


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.