You deserve a quick break from the daily horror of current events. Trump Toilet Toss is a deeply satisfying meditation that just may bring you a moment of peace.
Unleash the magical wonder of the Sacred Golden Toilet with a perfect shot. Meet enthusiastic Woodstein, the High Score Eagle. Unlock some new friends for an even more profound and satisfying bliss.
Basically what I'm saying is: you get to fling Trump into a toilet. Get it now.
• NEW FREE FRIEND: Mike! Vice President Mike Pence has arrived and eagerly awaits your tender flings into the abyss (i.e. a toilet).
• We now do a better job remembering if you muted audio between sessions.
• Minor enhancements too insignificant to even mention.
If you enjoy my fun little app, please leave me a fun little review. It really helps.
Thank you so much for playing. May you be at peace.
Ratings and Reviews
Cool but I’m confused
I just got this app but I’m not really sure exactly how it works. Every time I try to play it just hits and falls in the same spot and it never goes anywhere else, to say the least in the toilet. Could someone explain this to me ?
Can't get enough, just needs more friends
Please add more friends! Brett Kavanaugh, Sarah HuckaSans, Giuliani, and especially Bill Barr and Tucker Carlson, to name a few suggestions. I need the experience of throwing the Tuck into the toilet! This game is my one and only source of faith in humanity, so please just give me this! Still, this game is my sole joy in life. It was clearly by divine intervention that this was created. 10/10 worship Trump Toilet Toss as your Lord and Savior
Most important invention of our time
This app is the most innovative invention in modern history and critically vital to the survival of mankind. It will soon be prescribed by physicians to cure high blood pressure, diabetes, depression, and neuropathy to name only just a few. Christopher Price will one day win a Nobel Prize for his work, if not in our lifetime, in the next- which can only be possible with the existence of this app.
- Christopher Price
- 96.4 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
- © 2017 Christopher Price
- In-App Purchases
- Steve $0.99
- Jared $0.99
- Sean $0.99
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.