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Get ready to enjoy a laugh and make new friends. Your about to dive into a very old and ancient tradition that began in the pubs of England during WWII.

The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles is very simple adult drinking game with a short set of rules. This app makes it easy to procure new members, have a few laughs and make new friends. Which you might think is a tall order, until you understand the mentality of us Turtles.

So, let’s talk about the Turtle Club and what it is about.
The Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles, or Turtle Club is an informal “drinking club” composed of ladies and gentlemen of the highest morals and good character, who are never vulgar.

The password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member, “Are you a Turtle?”

You MUST reply with the secret password. If you do not give the password in full because of embarrassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his or her choice.
So always remember the password!

To become a Turtle, you must solve four riddles, with clean minded answers.

There will be an immediate obvious and funny answer that is totally wrong, and dirty. It may take some laughing, prodding and hints to help solve the riddles.

That is where this app helps. The riddles are right the app in an easy to use format to walk a prospect through the initiation. Easier to read in dark lighting than a membership card, but we still use those as well.

The developers of this app have scoured ancient databases to assemble the rich history of the Turtle Club including an astronaut being challenged during a mission.

We hope you enjoy this tool to continue this long standing tradition and procure new Turtle members!

What’s New

Version 1.2.1

- Minor Text Edits
- Corrected link to redeem Free Riddles

Ratings and Reviews

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3 Ratings

3 Ratings

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Imperial Turtle Peto

I was procured into this fine established organization way back in the 1970s by a friend whose father worked on the solid rocket boosters for NASA.
Imperial Turtle Thompson, he explains how important this club is and the expectations that are non-negotiable.
You must never Welch re-nig or falter in your duty should you be accepted.
I've been true to my word and always been proud of that fact. This group is an elite group and started by America's space program original astronauts, it carries nearly a century of their fine traditional history.
Wear with pride this honored badge.


Eclectic Sales & Creative Marketing, LLC
8.3 MB

Requires iOS 11.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
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