Twerk Master 12+

So one day me and my husband went to this haunted very haunted house. We went down this really like creepy hallway, and my husband got scared and I had to protect him with my goblins my my 56 goblins that I produced so I set them all free at once and they save us from those scary monsters but that’s not the point this game my husband after this filed a divorce because my goblins ate his ankles. The goblins weren’t all his so this made me go into a deep depression. I went to the doctor the next day to the news that I had got, the stinky dinky Rinky cancer in other words price prostate cancer. So I went home to share the news to my goblins. They were not very happy with me they then they all filed a divorce so then I was left alone my hat, and my 56 Storey mansion because I have 56 goblins, so I was playing a game that I had currently had for a year and all of a sudden this ad popped up for twerk master. 0,0 and when I tell you, this cured my prostate cancer, I’m not lying I went to the doctor the next day to see cause I felt more of a baddie than I ever had. He said that my prostate cancer was cured can you believe it this game truly is amazing. Thank you so much for the creators twerk master keep creating and maybe someday your bowel cancer will be here too thank you

I was just starting high school and I quickly fell behind on my work. I sunk in to a deep despair and became severely depressed. I had all F’s and had no desire to keep living. One day I was playing bottle flip when I saw a add for this game. I thought why not play it. After only six and a half minutes my whole life changed. I had something to live for! I had a reason to get up in the morning and seeze the day! When all my grades became A’s my depressed math teacher asked me what changed. I showed him twerk master and his whole life changed to! He later became president and he still to this day plays twerk master. That teacher of mine was one Abraham Lincoln. Thank you twerk master.

After many months at sea Ive started to feel a pirate withdrawal! I’ve suddenly grown tired of sailing the seven seas, singing sea shanties with me crew, even plundering rum and sugar had no fun to life! I was so close to walking the plank and ending it all when me quartermaster grabbed me by the hook and said “Captain! Stop! Look at this app! It saved me life! It might save yours too!” Ever since then me life has been nothing but a breeze! Suddenly, I’m leading the greatest plunders! Singing shanties better than ever! I’m the best pirate of the seven seas! Thank you Twerk Master for saving me life! I’ll control all the seven seas in your name! Argh!