Twerk Master 12+

Warning, this is an extremely sad story so please be warned. When I was about 23 I got married to the most wonderful man. He treated me right and bought me anything I wanted. 🤪🔥loved his so dearly that the day we got married I got pregnant and gave birth to 15 amazing goblins. After that.. he just changed. Life was different. He never wanted to buy me shoes or food, and always thought that I should clean because I’m a woman. When I was 25, he filed the divorce papers and took custody of all 25 on the ugly rats. I was left..heartbroken. All those years.. spending his money.. wasted. Those 9 months of never ending back pain because on the 15 Humpty Dumpty lookin rats, wasted. My life was torn into pieces. This caused me to go into severe depression. But when I was 28, I discovered this twerking app. It.. it just made me feel whole again. The way their booty cheeks jiggle on my screen.. it just… made me feel happy. Like I accomplished something. Every single day I play this game, and it actually made my booty grow! Every time I play this game, my booty gets bigger! My booty is now t he size of my belly while I was pregnant with those ugly 15 booty ticklers! This game gave me something to love again after my love was gone. That you for this wonderful booty tickling skin crawling goosebumps making fart producer diarrhea game. This saved me. Thank you. Thank you so, so much.

So one day me and my husband went to this haunted very haunted house. We went down this really like creepy hallway, and my husband got scared and I had to protect him with my goblins my my 56 goblins that I produced so I set them all free at once and they save us from those scary monsters but that’s not the point this game my husband after this filed a divorce because my goblins ate his ankles. The goblins weren’t all his so this made me go into a deep depression. I went to the doctor the next day to the news that I had got, the stinky dinky Rinky cancer in other words price prostate cancer. So I went home to share the news to my goblins. They were not very happy with me they then they all filed a divorce so then I was left alone my hat, and my 56 Storey mansion because I have 56 goblins, so I was playing a game that I had currently had for a year and all of a sudden this ad popped up for twerk master. 0,0 and when I tell you, this cured my prostate cancer, I’m not lying I went to the doctor the next day to see cause I felt more of a baddie than I ever had. He said that my prostate cancer was cured can you believe it this game truly is amazing. Thank you so much for the creators twerk master keep creating and maybe someday your bowel cancer will be here too thank you

I was just starting high school and I quickly fell behind on my work. I sunk in to a deep despair and became severely depressed. I had all F’s and had no desire to keep living. One day I was playing bottle flip when I saw a add for this game. I thought why not play it. After only six and a half minutes my whole life changed. I had something to live for! I had a reason to get up in the morning and seeze the day! When all my grades became A’s my depressed math teacher asked me what changed. I showed him twerk master and his whole life changed to! He later became president and he still to this day plays twerk master. That teacher of mine was one Abraham Lincoln. Thank you twerk master.