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Use Quantum Physics to Split Your Universe -- It's the Ultimate Decision-Maker
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL!
• An App Store "Top Paid App"
• An App Store "Staff Favorite"
• Endorsed by famous physicists
And recently featured in:
• "Something Deeply Hidden" best-selling book by Sean Carroll
• "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast
• "This American Life" podcast
"According to quantum mechanics, every observation brings new universes into existence. But these universes have been completely useless to us -- until now! Universe splitter helps guarantee that there's at least one version of you who has made all the right choices."
-- Sean Carroll, physicist at Caltech and best-selling author
"The functioning of this app is in complete agreement with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics."
-- Garrett Lisi, PhD, Theoretical Physics
Scientists say that every quantum event plays out simultaneously in every possible way, with each possibility becoming real in a separate universe. But that was just an abstract concept... until now! Because now, you can harness this powerful and mysterious effect right from your iPhone.
When faced with a tough choice, Universe Splitter allows you to live out BOTH of your options... in separate realities.* No mere coin-flip app can make this claim!
Here's how it works:
Let's say you have to make a difficult decision — for example, whether to accept a job offer or to turn it down. Just type both actions into your Universe Splitter, and press the "Split Universe" button.
Universe Splitter will then, over the internet, activate a remote "Quantis" brand quantum device (made by id Quantique, and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) which will send a single photon into a quantum "either/or" state. According to current scientific thinking, though, the photon will actually be in a "both, but in separate universes" state!
Within seconds, Universe Splitter will report to you which of those two universes you’re in, and by taking a different action in each, you will cause these previously identical universes to diverge.*
Of course, you won't be able to see or interact with that other universe. In fact, you may question whether anything at all happened. But according to the prevailing quantum theory, there will be two of you pondering whether anything just happened!
Right now you're probably wondering: Does this app genuinely contact a quantum device in Geneva? YES, it absolutely does, and we would be happy to provide proof of this upon request. Email email@example.com for more info.
As BDembko writes: "The real joke... is that it's NOT a joke. Which actually makes it funnier, if you ask me. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us, that we figure it's a joke. But it's not... which then means it is. This is seriously quantum humor to the extreme."
And -- if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you -- this app also gives you stylish, retro, machine-age graphics (complete with industrial-strength sound effects) which will underscore the awe-inspiring significance of each twist and turn of your ever-branching multiverse.
If you're a believer in the "Many Worlds" interpretation of quantum behavior, this app is a must. And if you're not, just think of this as THE most random of all coin-flip apps -- in that it uses the single most unpredictable thing in the known universe: a single quantum event!
*According to prevailing quantum theory. Universes cannot contact each other. Not responsible for user's actions. ©Copyright 2009 Eric Daniels - All Rights Reserved
Now offers the choice to merge your older (pre-1.50) splits into the current list.
Ratings and Reviews
The perfect tool for analysis paralysis
Have you ever debated the pros and cons of something so much that you drove yourself insane with choices, did nothing for much longer than acceptable, then finally forced yourself into a random impulsive choice which you usually regret? Because that’s me. I mostly use this app to make decisions I don’t want to expend the mental energy on (e.g., should I be proactive and study or should I nap? Won’t napping make me feel refreshed and allow me to have more fruitful studying sessions? Will it set a precedence for laziness? Does forcing myself to study allow me to practice self discipline? Or is it just another example of me making myself miserable for no good reason just to prove to myself that I can force myself to do stuff I don’t want to do?) because I’m a person that’s introspective beyond all reason. This app makes the choice for me, and I love thinking about alternate universe me doing the other choice. I don’t know, it’s just so fun. Plus I love looking at the historic data, and I gotta say, a startling number of them involve food choices and sleeping.
The most valuable app on the app store
This app is the work of Steve Jobs’ vision personified in the form of helping humanity.
To understand physics in school is one thing.
To be able to appreciate it in the form of an app well designed , beautifully explained and with much gratitude towards the developer to keep in the appstore, well this here is the pleasure of both supporting and enjoying my life not as an Apple fan but as a human who is just as grateful to this developer as I am to Steve. Dear Developer, Thank you for integrating his vision and providing me a way to be more human by empowering myself through physics to make better decisions.
Looks great! Perhaps, more user-engagement? Overall good!
I like the easily guided user- experience of the app. The design as well!
Would be even more informative if the user can edit and log their own decision after the proposed suggestion from the app. To log, what was proposed and see if the user did do what the Many Worlds theory suggests, or they are living in a different universe. -- a quick tap to change the decision of your "path" after the action has taken place ex. Change From 'take a chance' to 'play it safe' as you did stay on the sofa and didn't clean the apartment.
I believe the manual part of that journey might help various people keep track of their thoughts and their suppressed needs/wants in life. Would help in understanding our own habits and manifestations, common paths and profiles, something like a metaperception of yourself.
Thanks! Looks great!
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- 85.8 MB
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
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