Vaporwave Simulator ٤+

I like this game. It’s like a little place in my pocket that I can go to to meditate and breathe in the automated capitalism that is so called vaporwave.

There is a minor problem, however, and that is that the controls are a bit wonky. Perhaps dragging the screen as a whole to turn around would be more convenient than using a joystick.

I have many ideas to address, so I will list them for convenience:

Recommended:
- (As already mentioned) Use screen to look around instead of another joystick
- Double-tap the joystick to sprint instead of separate button

Optional:
- Be able to save a point to spawn from
- Spam-jump to fly around
- Set run speed/jump height
- More places/music choices

By simply improving the controls, I will up my rating to a full 5 stars. Thank you for the vaporous vibes!

I get that this game is supposed to be a meme, but it really disappointed me that there was so much to explore but basically no secrets. The only secrets i found was a small divet in the ground at the edge of the map to hide in, a weird possible glitch where if you roll the music ball thing out of spawn then some collisions with some objects just stop actually colliding with you, but lastly, the most disappointing bit, was THE BOX. As soon as you walk out of the spawn hall, you see a big statue, but if you’re observant, you will notice that there is a small box on its knee, one that particularly wasn’t there in earlier versions of the game, so i spent a good chunk of time trying to figure out how to get to the box, thinking that there would finally be a good secret to discover here, but no, i finally found a way to get to the box and its just another physics object that you can collide with to push it off the statue’s knee. Of course, i thought that maybe if i rolled that ball out of spawn to turn off some collisions then maybe i could see inside the box which could reveal something but i was too tired of trying, particularly because even after finding out how to get on the statue’s lap, it takes forever to actually execute the whole maneuver and its easy to mess up if you just get some timing wrong. Anyways, its okay for what it is, just a little meme thing, but yeah, still pretty disappointing.

It seems abandoned and alone I feel like someone is watching me in the worst way I get anxiety I felt like running away l got to the end of the map just for everything to disappear besides the staring like if someone is looking at me and has gotten closer as the music fades away I sit in a lonely box with numbers on the bottom it gave me anxiety I reset it so many times to see what would happen fun game tho