Verticow 12+

I️ first downloaded this game after hours of being Bored and looking for something to do. I stumbled upon this game that didn’t really seem too promising but I️ decided to download it anyways. I️ opened I️t up, learned how to play, and was instantly hooked. Over time I’ve unlocked all the characters holding my breath each spin hoping I️ will unlock them all. I️ have reached high scores of 2300+ using all sorts of strategies. I️ had gone from being bored all day to having a fun and interesting game to play in my free time. I️ highly recommend this game to those who are bored and feel like spending time playing games. This is the app for you.

This is my great grandfather’s favorite game! He loved to play it when he farted! He said it would make him go kaboom! Kabam! Kachow! Then he would turn into Ryan reynolds! My name is Susan I was born August 10th 1971 I am 5’1 and a centimeter. I am married to David longbottom. He is 4’1 and weighs 345 pounds we moved to Kentucky together in 2001 we had 4 kids the first one is called David longbottom Jr. he is 8’2 and weighs 108 pounds. The second one is called David longbottom Jr. The 2nd he is 2’4 and weighs 465 pounds. The 3rd one is called David longbottom Jr. The 3rd he is 5’6 and weighs 809 pounds. The 4th one is called David longbottom Jr. The 4th he is 5’9 and 170 pounds he has severe autism. He jumped down the stairs while saying googoo Gaga. We now have a gate at the top of the stairs. David longbottom (my husband) is a professor at Longbottom university. He likes to eat the food I make in our ranch house. I made him chesbungers last night and he ate 16 of them! He was a really hungry boy! Love- Susa.

This is a great little game, clever and whimsical; however, unless you enjoy noisy advertisements for other games that are neither clever nor whimsical, this is not for you. Should you accidentally touch the screen during these longish and tiresome ads, you will be whisked away to some demo of the game. Once you find your way back, your only option is to watch the advertisement all over again. If that sounds bad enough, understand this will occur on every turn you have at this little game!
An option to purchase the game would be preferable to me. But sadly, there is no option to remove the ads. So I had no choice but to delete this game after a few minutes of play and quite a few more minutes of ads for music, bingo games, a golf game and the like. You’ll be tempted, but be forewarned.