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What’s happening here?

We made an app that's mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but that’s for the liberals.

Is this real?

As real as your parents' relationship. Unless they’ve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real.

What does it do?

Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you.

How am I supposed to feel about this?

I don’t know? I’m supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are you even still talking to me and not downloading the app? It’s free AF. What’s the hold up?

How mean can the app get?

Pretty mean. But no worries fragile snowflake, we also have a setting that gives you fun trivia for the week.

Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the app?


Basically, we’re like every other fitness app. We’re just not as peppy. I get working out is supposed to make you happy but Jesus, lay off the motivation already. It’s just walking.

Run or walk - it doesn't matter. Walk Against Humanity really doesn’t care how you do it. Just get up and move. We have GPS tracking to see where you went and to show you that your life has purpose. Customize your fitness goals to goals that you, as usual, can not achieve. Talk trash to friends and challenge them to competitions you know you’ll win. Earn badges for something you normally do.

- Track your walking and running for whatever reason
- Customize goals, then miss them
- Share your walks and runs for motivation
- Compete on the Leaderboard to give your life purpose
- Earn offensive badges for walking

We are using the HealthKit to access your health data, specifically the number of steps you take.

This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.

Walk Against Humanity comes with two teams for you to choose to walk for: Against Humanity or For Humanity. With this subscription you will get 2 choices of teams to choose from each month.
• Auto-renewable subscription
• 1 month ($1.99)
• Your subscription will be charged to your iTunes account at confirmation of purchase and will automatically renew each month unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24 hours before the end of the current period.
• Current subscription may not be cancelled during the active subscription period; however, you can manage your subscription and/or turn off auto-renewal by visiting your iTunes Account Settings after purchase.
• Privacy policy: https://www.iubenda.com/privacy-policy/7980603
* Terms of use: https://termsfeed.com/terms-service/02c328498fc20059bcf71fa87fffaad2

What’s New

Version 4.7.3

- Minor bug fixes
- Updated our location technology

Ratings and Reviews

2.9 out of 5
28 Ratings

28 Ratings

detailoring ,

Works, but pricing is deceptive!

I got my app set up, and it's working great! However, if you want to try any of the special features, you have to subscribe. Not a problem, I can do that. $.99 seems reasonable. Except, when it pops up to approve it, it's not $.99 like advertised, it's $1.99, and if you just trust that it's accurate and didn't look first, you would have missed it!

NyanSi ,

This app has so much potential BUT

Fitbit syncing isn’t working and the signup page wouldn’t let me chose any other moth for my bday except January or February. More debugging and beta testing needed to be done before launch. That being said, I’m excited for them to get this working because it seems like a really amazing concept so I’ll keep being subscribed to their emails and hopefully they can fix this soon.

Developer Response ,

Thanks for the Feedback! Fitbit recently had an issue and we've worked with their team to find a fix! Stay tuned for our next update and let us know if the issue persists.

klaudjak ,

Very disappointed

Below is my past review! I
Would like to add. This is the worst app
Ever! I never received any notifications. I thought maybe it was because I did not subscribe. So I bought a subscription. Not only am I not getting any notifications, but I was charged $1.99 instead of the $0.99 stated in the description.

This is false advertisement.

Developer Response ,

Thanks for the Feedback! Fitbit recently had an issue and we've worked with their team to find a fix! Stay tuned for our next update and let us know if the issue persists.


Launch, LLC
69.9 MB

Requires iOS 10.3 or later. Compatible with iPhone and iPod touch.



Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this app.
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Frequent/Intense Horror/Fear Themes
This app may use your location even when it isn't open, which can decrease battery life.
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In-App Purchases
  1. Exclusive Teams & Facts $1.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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