Watermelon Game - My Suika 4+

This game has fixed my marriage

Before Suika, also known simply as “watermelon game,” my marriage was—bluntly—falling apart. Me and my wife had not been talking for days when I downloaded Suika, and we had not touched each other in years. That was, of course, until I downloaded Suika. My wife came home one day and happens to glands the game over my shoulder whilst I sat on the couch—which was also my bed at the time—playing, working to get a high score and create the fabled and titular watermelon. Instantly entranced by the game and my skill at playing it, my wife sat down next to me to watch me play—the closest she had voluntarily gotten to me in weeks. Her presence gave me the motivation and drive to complete the games challenge and create a watermelon; a feat so impressive to her that we, well, ahem, found ourselves upstairs shortly after ;). Overall fantastic game, stellar core gameplay loop, a difficulty curve rivaling dark souls, and the best story I’ve experienced in a game since bioshock.

THE NEXT FLAPPY BIRD

This game is so simple yet satisfying, I downloaded it on my Mac (the game is bare minimum there, btw) and my mom, daughter, wife, and father (in that order) fell in love with this game within 1 day. My mom and I even stayed up until 1:30 AM, both of us sick as a dog, yelling at our STUPID pears that won’t FREAKING MERGE into peaches. We were stuck on that floor, next to our chargers, just waiting for a watermelon to triumphantly grow from our cantaloupes. Also, the game has updated frequently for more appealing features. Now game modes and skins have been added regularly. Also, ads are seldom, and everything (besides going ad-free) can eventually be earned! It’s a win-win situation. Except for those dang cantaloupes sitting miles apart from each other and the cherries just inches from each other. Sorry, you guys are on your own. Literally.

Developer Response ,

Holy cow thank you so much for the kind review! We are very happy that you enjoy the frequent updates that we put out to improve the game!

The one and only amazing watermelon game!!

Are you still slicing thrown fruit with a sword.. like a LOSER!? Swords are so last decade! Combine your fruit into better fruit in pursuit if the ever elusive watermelon, like a totally cool dude! Get addicted like never before in repeated failed attempts at seeing what happens when two watermelons combine! Will they turn into a square watermelon? Maybe a jackfruit? Maybe your phone self-destructs into a sweet fruit scented munshroom cloud of delicious catastrophic destruction? There’s only one way to find out! (Also you can use in game points to make your fruits have little cat faces and there aren't very many adds at all)