Wood Duck Simulator 12+

I’ve only had this app for a grand total of about ten minutes but let me tell you I can feel my life changing for the better as I type this review. The moment I stumbled across this app, it was love at first sight. As a child, I would crawl around in my back yard and quack my mouth off for hours on end and enjoyed every second of it. But my parents never enjoyed it. I was forced to stop and I’m not allowed in the back yard anymore. I still miss it to this day. I never thought I’d ever again have the joy and excitement of being a duck but I guess I thought wrong. I was beginning to miss those duck days more and more as the days went on, and I’ve gotten all those memories back thanks to this app. My friends have never understood the true joy of being a duck, and always judge me when I randomly quack throughout the day. I do this because I miss being a duck and just hearing the glorious noise that comes from a duck relieves my sadness just one tiny bit. But I don’t even have to make the noises anymore. With this app it is one simple touch of a button, and you get music to your ears. No more worrying about straining your voice because you get unlimited quacks by just pressing a button. I would like to thank the creator of this app. This is the best app I have ever used and honestly the only app I’ll ever actually need to use from now on. Thank you, Thank you so much ❤️.

I downloaded this app on a whim, looking for something new to try. Something, fun, maybe to get my spirits up. Life has been rough lately. I just lost my pet duck to a rogue airplane which then crashed into my home, destroying all of my belongings. It was heartbreaking and since, I’ve been trying endlessly to feel anything other than a void of dark, endless, nothing. I turned to my phone for comfort, hoping to maybe find a fun game, or something funny, to get my spirits up. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would stumble across this. I started tearing up the second I saw the app and read the description. I knew I had to download it immediately. The anticipation and excitement I felt waiting for this to download was something I had never felt before. As soon as I played the simulator, I felt a whirlwind of emotions. I cried tears of joy, of sadness, of loss, of love. The feeling of being a wooden duck and going through this journey was life changing. After everything, I was finally able to feel something again. For the first time in what felt like forever, I was even able to feel hope. Hope that the future would turn out better. All thanks to this app. Thank you for creating this app and showing me how to truly feel for the first time in a very long time. I know the future is bright and it’s all thanks to you.

Recently, my life had fallen apart. My husband, Jerry, divorced me, I lost custody of my seven inbred children, and my 4 month old goldfish died of malaria. Everything went wrong in a matter of a week. I had no hope, no passion, no motivation, and no happiness left. I missed Jerry, my children, and especially my fish. I weeped for months. However, one day I opened my App Store in an effort to look for a dating app. I ended up coming across Wood Duck. Wood Duck changed my life. Wood Duck saved me from the deep pits of depression. Wood Duck restored my mental health. No more anxiety, no more self deprecation, and no more battling suicidal thoughts. Wood Duck lifted the weight of life off my shoulders. I feel as though I have been cleansed of every little stressful thing. Wood Duck taught me how to live my life again. He encouraged me to move to Canada and start a new life. I got engaged, but then quickly called off the wedding after learning my fiancé thought Wood Duck was all a hoax. Wood Duck gives me hope. Wood Duck gives me a chance to be myself. If my future husband doesn't believe in Wood Duck, then I'm sorry, it's just not meant to be. My story is real proof that this app is extraordinarily wonderful. Wood Duck offers a sense of compassion. His gentle quack is like music to my ears. Nothing could ever and WILL ever compare to Wood Duck. Thank you.