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You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are kicking some brittle undead @$$.
Top 10 iOS games of 2012 - Metacritic.com
"Ridiculous yet Amazing" - USA Today
"Best Casual Game of 2012" - Best App Ever Awards
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous 2D physics platformer about a 25-foot-tall pizza smashing its way through land, sea, sky, and outer space. Crush skeletons, dodge trouble, dress up your delicious hero, chase three challenges in every level, and somehow make pizza sumo feel normal.
Now tuned for modern iPhone and iPad:
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing action
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ Separate Music and Sound Effects controls
+ Fixed Game Center sign-in, leaderboards, and achievements
+ 120 levels of handcrafted 2D mayhem
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.
WARNING!
This is not a tiny snack. Each level has three tiers of challenges, and things get tough by the end. Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in gently before the pizza-related mayhem becomes your whole personality.
What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*
= Crush fossilized ostriches
= Rescue Schnauzer puppies
= Stomp obnoxious cupids
= Learn karate
= Sumo wrestle an alien
= Ski with comrades
= Demolish a haunted skyscraper
= Eat fugu
= Bounce on space marshmallows
= Smash the great pyramids
= Celebrate Dia de los Muertos
= Visit the moon
= Protect civilians
= Thwart a UFO abduction
= Be a pirate
= Don't be a pirate
= Go nuclear
*Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!
FEATURES
+ 120 fantastically ridiculous levels
+ 3 distinct challenges in each level
+ Dozens of enemies
+ Huge bosses
+ Customize the perfect hero with over a quarter million combinations
+ Universal app for iPhone and iPad
+ Game Center leaderboards and achievements
+ High-resolution art and lovingly ridiculous animation
Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making.
