i can’t look at the board for three seconds without making a move before it shows you in glowing neon brackets “hey i know it’s really really hard to play bejeweled on babymode easy so here’s a move for you because god forbid you actually use your brain” because it correctly estimates that most of the gullible people who think there will be any aspect of the adverts actually being present in the game will be dumb enough to need to be held by the hand and trial-and-error their way through the puzzles that seem to use the exact same seeds every time. if you’re intelligent enough to know what that means, there will be nothing here for you but misery. there are no time constraints. there is no threat of violence subjugating our protagonist. it’s literally just candy crush, except with only four colors. if you don’t want any substance whatsoever, and don’t care that the marketing is a blatantl liar in every aspect besides the lack of ads (which is a frankly pathetic thing to use as a marketing strategy), then feel free to just sit back and watch the pretty colors explode. or better yet, just load up a tiktok of somebody jangling their car keys in frame, because that would be more stimulating than this drivel.but hey, at least it’s a functional puzzle game, so it doesn’t exactly deserve the two stars i was originally going to give it due to its insulting and deceitful nature. it is a perfectly mediocre and average free mobile app. but if mediocrity is what passes for quality nowadays, i’m literally just going to replay plants vs zombies or a dark room again, or any other game that actually respects the player.