You would not beleive how inspirational this game was picture this December 1873 I was at war my friends died. Let’s just say I was depressed no way then on a sunny day the war was over and I came back home but I realized I had no one to come back to going to war, I didn’t have a family as my parents died and I was only child I wasn’t married, I didn’t have a girlfriend I didn’t have age but then I thought while I get an iPhone and see where it breaks me so I signed up for a job I worked 100 hours every week for this phone I worked at a lumber mill where every tree cut down was one dollar and eventually I summed up $1000 and was able to give an iPhone and then I had an iPhone and I thought what do I buy what do I what do I do? I was out of some sort of midlife crisis and so what I did was I installed this one little gun app called self destroyer, ultimate self defense, self destroyer, life changing self destroy destructionand then what happened it and what do you know it cured my depression it was amazing. It was such a good game. It changed my perspective my life and guess what and guess what it was so good guess what I saw the brain guy and he had his little back and then hello and then his little syringes were so and he impregnated me and I had his child, and my child was so beautiful and it had a little head four little syringes for hands, and it led to my son to escape, which is so amazing and changed my life

I am super pleasantly surprised to report that even though i found this game through another games in game ads, this game (at least for now hopefully they keep it this way) does not force ads down your throat, the only times you have to watch them is if you use the crutch mechanics (restarting from a earlier part of the level after you lost) or want to bypass having to choose your upgrade from the list (theres been a few times ive watched the ads just so i could get all three options) or if you need to up your stamina( they give a very generous amount considering the amount per play, and it comes back relatively quick, not so quick as to never need to top up if i want to play but i never felt “locked out”) and im sure im missing a couple but my point is that there are little to no forced ads and the times where you can choose yo watch them sometimes makes it worth it! This is how freemium should be done, other devs take notes!

This isn’t a terrible game, there’s a ton of stuff to to with all the different levels, and difficulties, it’s definitely got a very varied gameplay and way to play, especially with the instances, but the one thing that brings this down so much is that sure its a little boring after you get to about 10k power, but the only way, ONLY WAY to progress is by watching ads, now normally I’m fine with this. In fact in this game, you usually don’t have to watch any ads that you don’t want to watch, you get actual rewards for watching ads, but as of right now, in this game, it feels like ads are turned off. I logged on a week ago like I do every day and tried to do my daily quests (keep in mind, 3 of these quests require you to watch ads, one even being “watch 6 ads”) and I tried to collect my 500 gems, but it said “try again later” I did, an hour later with better WiFi. Same thing. I tried over the course of the next week to watch any ads, but was met with the stupid “Failed to load video, try again later.” If this problem would be fixed I’d rate it 4 stars, but this problem has basically ruined any progression or fun in the game as any revives you need (and you NEED revives) are walled off by ads, or the 5 ad skip tickets that you get once a week, which lets be honest, you blow through in a day. I doubt my voice will be heard, but if it is, please fix this. I loved playing your game and I’d hate to stop playing entirely because of this issue.

The business model of funneling people who play your game to watch ads for profit from advertisers is fine, especially when you have a free game. The way this game does it however, is not fine. Game progression is incredibly slow with near impossible to beat bosses without the use of benefits you can gain from either paying real money or consuming a bunch of ads. The sheer number of in-game upgrades put behind ad walls are insane, never seen a game comparable to this. This game is literally made to be an ad engagement farm for the developers to profit from advertisers. The gameplay comes second. It’s a shame because the actual concept of the game could be fun, except the devs ruin it by scaling the difficulty to an absurdly high degree to force you to watch ads for a chance at beating a level. Ideally, levels should be reasonably difficult but beatable without needing to watch an ad. This game is far from that. The devs are not sly about their heavy promotion of ad watching either, there is literally a daily task to watch 6 whole ads for exp towards getting a daily reward. Not a reward, but progress towards one. Let that sink in. This game is an insult towards your time and intelligence, you’re arguably better off doomscrolling than playing this masochistic game. Not recommended unless serious changes are made. The only positive this game has provided me is driving me to write my first game review.