Your Life Simulator

Name: Your Life Simulator
Rating: 4.4 (83 reviews)
Author: Mark Varlamov

Casual

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad

83 Ratings
Age Rating

18+
Years
Category

Casual
Developer

Mark Varlamov
Language

EN
English
Size

133.8
MB

You are a lonely guy who never leaves his room. You are a lonely guy who never leaves his room. Your only window in the outside world is Internet. The game is a life simulator and works in real time. To please yourself, you can buy pillows or a poster with your favorite character in the online store.

Ratings & Reviews

4.4

out of 5

83 Ratings

Fun but clunky
12/05/2020

Milo42599
This game is fun, and I like being able to make him do something and then leaving him alone for hours. The main issue is the text in the game. I know the creator is Russian and is probably using like google translate into English. Sometimes it’s confusing (like I don’t fully understand the difference between Work and Training) and it really needs work. If you ever need someone to help with fixing translations I could. I don’t speak Russian but I can fix it to make more sense in English
Fun but clunky
12/05/2020

Milo42599

This game is fun, and I like being able to make him do something and then leaving him alone for hours. The main issue is the text in the game. I know the creator is Russian and is probably using like google translate into English. Sometimes it’s confusing (like I don’t fully understand the difference between Work and Training) and it really needs work. If you ever need someone to help with fixing translations I could. I don’t speak Russian but I can fix it to make more sense in English
Memories
10/19/2022

yrthdggd
I played this game years ago on my tablet when I was a kid but like all kids do I broke my tablet and man was I upset about it not because my tablet was broken but because it felt like I left/lost a friend as cringey as that is. Fast forward 2 years I get a phone and immediately went to download it but it wasn’t there…… years go by and I had forgotten all about this game, another couple years go by and my sister sitting in the back seat of my car asks if this song sounds familiar and proceeds to open the game on her phone having the games nostalgic music play, all my memories of this game come back to me and here I am. Great game can’t wait to get back in to it :D
Memories
10/19/2022

yrthdggd

I played this game years ago on my tablet when I was a kid but like all kids do I broke my tablet and man was I upset about it not because my tablet was broken but because it felt like I left/lost a friend as cringey as that is. Fast forward 2 years I get a phone and immediately went to download it but it wasn’t there…… years go by and I had forgotten all about this game, another couple years go by and my sister sitting in the back seat of my car asks if this song sounds familiar and proceeds to open the game on her phone having the games nostalgic music play, all my memories of this game come back to me and here I am. Great game can’t wait to get back in to it :D
My New Addiction
07/01/2018

tf2-yung-plague
I love, love, love this game. This is literally me. It’s like virtual pets but you are raising a incel NEET. It makes me so happy when I play it. I can’t believe that I am voluntarily watching ads for a game like this and I even spent two dollars on getting this guy a cat AND a dog. Accidentally deleted save just to switch apple id to comment, but whatever I will just catch right up. I would gladly offer the developer to translate the game into Chinese (a language that I am proficient in) with very little to no fee. Thank you so much for the recent update! I think this game deserves more attention.
My New Addiction
07/01/2018

tf2-yung-plague

I love, love, love this game. This is literally me. It’s like virtual pets but you are raising a incel NEET. It makes me so happy when I play it. I can’t believe that I am voluntarily watching ads for a game like this and I even spent two dollars on getting this guy a cat AND a dog. Accidentally deleted save just to switch apple id to comment, but whatever I will just catch right up. I would gladly offer the developer to translate the game into Chinese (a language that I am proficient in) with very little to no fee. Thank you so much for the recent update! I think this game deserves more attention.
Classiccc
12/27/2024

Johnson8043
Don’t know what is about this game, but it’s something intimate or comforting about this game. I used to play playing this when I was in the seventh grade and for some reason loved it and was attached. haha… After 7 years (Im 19 now), I’ve come back🫡, idk why but I really do like this game. I even like the grammar errors, it gives this sense of simplicity and authenticity. It’s super cool to see the developer still updates/keeps up with this game. Whatever you do, this is a like a forsaken treasure so, never delete this game please🙏🏾.
Classiccc
12/27/2024

Johnson8043

Don’t know what is about this game, but it’s something intimate or comforting about this game. I used to play playing this when I was in the seventh grade and for some reason loved it and was attached. haha… After 7 years (Im 19 now), I’ve come back🫡, idk why but I really do like this game. I even like the grammar errors, it gives this sense of simplicity and authenticity. It’s super cool to see the developer still updates/keeps up with this game. Whatever you do, this is a like a forsaken treasure so, never delete this game please🙏🏾.

- New Lock Screen widgets! - Storylines - lots of new events - New computer (Vision) - Tulpa for dakimakura - New cats - Clock change - Golden toilet - Cabinet for figurines - Need for water - Events once every 12 hours instead of once a day - Sleep twice as effectively at night - Lots of new items

Version 1.14.11 Apr 10

In-App Purchases

Vision

Augmented reality glasses

$3.99
Caracal

Big Floppa

$3.99
Porous cat

Man's very best friend

$1.99
Dog

The most loyal friend.

$0.99
Cat

Man's best friend.

$0.99

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Seller: Mark Varlamov
Size: 133.8 MB
Category: Casual
Compatibility: Requires iOS 14.0 or later.

iPhone
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.

iPad
Requires iPadOS 14.0 or later.

iPod touch
Requires iOS 14.0 or later.

Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
Languages: English
Age Rating: 18+

18+

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Frequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References

Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor

Contains
Advertising
In-App Purchases: Yes

50000 in-game money $1.99

10 Nootropics $0.99

One-time resurrection $0.99

20000 in-game money $0.99

Cat $0.99

Dog $0.99

Endless Resurrection $0.99

Vision $3.99

Golden toilet $3.99

Gachimuchi $0.99

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