In Peach Me

Commander In Peach

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Drop peaches on the Commander in Peach! 12 hilarious levels of satirical fruit-dropping fun with wind physics, perfect-hit bonuses, and a commander who never shuts up. Can you inpeach the Commander? Time your drops. Land the peach. Silence the ego. In Peach Me is a satirical physics game where you drop peaches onto a fast-talking, direction-changing Commander who's convinced he's "the greatest in the history of ever." Spoiler: he's not. 12 THEMED LEVELS From The Border Wall to The Spray Tan Factory, each level brings new terrain, faster movement, and increasingly absurd settings. Work your way through The Golf Course, The Oval Office, Mar-a-Lago Pool Party, Space Force Command, and more. SIMPLE TO LEARN, TOUGH TO MASTER Tap to drop peaches at just the right moment. Nail a perfect hit on the Commander's head for 500 bonus points — or watch your peach sail past while he taunts you mercilessly. DYNAMIC WIND SYSTEM Starting at Level 3, wind gusts blow your peaches sideways. Watch the megaphones — words like HUGE, BIGLY, and SAD stream across the screen telling you which way the wind blows. Literally. ESCALATING DIFFICULTY Each level has multiple rounds. Every round the Commander gets faster, peaches get smaller, and the wind gets wilder. Think you beat a level? Try surviving Round 3. LOADED WITH HUMOR Lose and hear gems like "Nobody loses better than you, believe me!" or "Your aim is faker than CNN!" Win and he'll demand a recount. The Commander always has something to say. FEATURES - 12 uniquely themed levels with multiple rounds each - Precision tap-to-drop gameplay - Dynamic wind physics with visual indicators - Perfect-hit bonus system - Hilarious taunts, quotes, and disclaimers - Assisted mode for casual players - High contrast and color blind modes - Persistent high scores - Optional ad removal. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or spray-tanned, is purely coincidental. No peaches were harmed in the making of this game. Several egos, however, were bruised.

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What's New in 2.0.3 - 12 satirical levels from The Border Wall to The Spray Tan Factory - Dynamic wind system with visual megaphone indicators - Multiple rounds per level with escalating difficulty - Perfect-hit bonus scoring - Hilarious taunts and quotes from the Commander - Remove Ads option - Assisted mode, high contrast, and color blind accessibility options - Responsive layout for all screen sizes - Persistent high scores

Version 2.0

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Information

Seller
  • Andrew Thompson
Size
  • 105.6 MB
Category
  • Casual
Compatibility
Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 13.0 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
4+
In-App Purchases
Yes
Copyright
  • Copyright © 2025 Andrew Thompson. All rights reserved.
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