on 9:54 pm, i went to the app store and searched up, "Yeat". as expected, i saw an app on my bright, pixelated phone, named, "Yeat". when i tell you, i jumped out of my chair. i have never been more excited for an app until now. when i saw this app, so many things were circulating through my mind. when i clicked the "Download" button, i thought my life would be changed forever. although, i was very wrong. first of all, i saw the reviews had one star. i thought to myself, "maybe these people don't stan kranky kranky, or luh tonka like me!" i carried along. as i inspected the app a little closer, i spotted what the app was about. "weird. maybe you listen to king tonka while you're eating at a restaurant, i mean, that's what i do." i kept searching. when i created an account, i saw this app was nothing like MY king. MY twizzy. words cannot describe how utterly disgusted i am and that i am not listening to yeat, noah oliver smith, right now as i am writing this review. -real yeat fan.

i was very disappointed when i got this app just to find out there were no tonkas or turbans involved in the app. it made me very upset, as i am a twizzy and a worshipper of yeat, i felt sad, disappointed, and many other unmanageable feelings. 1 star for not being a real twizzy.

Dearest, “Yeat” Aka Noah Oliver Smith. Oh, how much you mean to me. It hurts knowing someone dared using your name to their liking. Im not okay with this my King. Yeat you have my endless support. Very disappointed with this application for not featuring the FLYTROOP himself. This is our LYFESTYLE. And its UP2ME to report this blasphemy. I love you Kranky Kranky. THIS SUMMER IS A DANGEROUS ONE ⚠️👀

i opened the app, and didn’t see anything related to Noah Oliver Smith, as know as Yeat, i expect to see tonkas, wok, bells, turbans, chains, and my shmunky kranky kranky luh geeky baby when i open an app called Yeat.