Yeat 4+

on 9:54 pm, i went to the app store and searched up, "Yeat". as expected, i saw an app on my bright, pixelated phone, named, "Yeat". when i tell you, i jumped out of my chair. i have never been more excited for an app until now. when i saw this app, so many things were circulating through my mind. when i clicked the "Download" button, i thought my life would be changed forever. although, i was very wrong.
first of all, i saw the reviews had one star. i thought to myself, "maybe these people don't stan kranky kranky, or luh tonka like me!" i carried along. as i inspected the app a little closer, i spotted what the app was about. "weird. maybe you listen to king tonka while you're eating at a restaurant, i mean, that's what i do." i kept searching. when i created an account, i saw this app was nothing like MY king. MY twizzy.
words cannot describe how utterly disgusted i am and that i am not listening to yeat, noah oliver smith, right now as i am writing this review.

-real yeat fan.

i was very disappointed when i got this app just to find out there were no tonkas or turbans involved in the app. it made me very upset, as i am a twizzy and a worshipper of yeat, i felt sad, disappointed, and many other unmanageable feelings. 1 star for not being a real twizzy.

i opened the app, and didn’t see anything related to Noah Oliver Smith, as know as Yeat, i expect to see tonkas, wok, bells, turbans, chains, and my shmunky kranky kranky luh geeky baby when i open an app called Yeat.