When I was 69, I was deignosed with supercalifragalisticexpealadotios-twerk-itis which causes you to twerk until your big booty cheeks fall off and you get explosive diarrhea until you die from exaustion.😔😖 I was devastated and got depression and anxiety, but got even more sad when my pookiee Wookiee pumpkin pie with white whipped cream racist homophobic lover left me and stole all 5 of my kids that secretly weren’t his.🫣🤫He said that it was because I didn’t like his Dutch ovens, and I didn’t like the lingerie he bought for me. He also hated my smelly farts and how my diarrhea marinated inside of me until it came out as a burp. I was really sad and the doctors said I had 2 days to live and there was no cure.😫😩😤😡 I was really sad that my sugar muffin left me, but I was happy that he didn’t find out that I named all my kids in a relation to my sneaking link, and now I get to be with him. I was still sad that I would die in what turned into a day. I told my sneaky link and he said that his wife, Karen, would play this game and she was very happy, so I started. I was very jolly Like when I got something other than cole for Christmas. I would play and it cured my depression and anxiety. I would jump for joy and farted and sometimes even did a little poopie woopie in my adult dipey. I quit my job as a online kitten, married Santa (my sneaky link😏😉) and collected all my money I got from my job. I am very jolly, and even get to see my kids, and don’t have to beg my ex- pookie Wookiee pumpkin pie with white whipped cream racist homophobic lover to see them anymore. Thank you to the creators of this amazing twerking game! I am now 80 and thriving😊😉😏😎😌😁😘😍🤰👵🧑‍🦲👅🤌😵‍💫🥴😩

After many months at sea Ive started to feel a pirate withdrawal! I’ve suddenly grown tired of sailing the seven seas, singing sea shanties with me crew, even plundering rum and sugar had no fun to life! I was so close to walking the plank and ending it all when me quartermaster grabbed me by the hook and said “Captain! Stop! Look at this app! It saved me life! It might save yours too!” Ever since then me life has been nothing but a breeze! Suddenly, I’m leading the greatest plunders! Singing shanties better than ever! I’m the best pirate of the seven seas! Thank you Twerk Master for saving me life! I’ll control all the seven seas in your name! Argh!

This game is litteraly what keeps me going in life! When ever I’m sad or feel bad I just play this game, it literally makes me just feel happy inside. Every time I shake that twerk masters booty 🍑 it’s almost like I can feel it. I just love ❤️how every time I play this game it can just give me a release we’re I can be myself and twerk with the twerk masters! This is the game I’ve always needed, it’s the game that has been there for my whole life (even though I downloaded it 5 minutes ago). I just want to say thank you to the creator!!! 🥰

when I first downloaded twerk master I looked down on twerking. when I download this I thought it could help me get over my fear of twerking. now i’m obsessed every day I wake up and all I think about is tweak master. I love the JUICY and PLUMPNESS of the booties on this app. Graphics are a 10/10 and the jiggles give me life! i love to juggle the cheeks as they spread throughout the universe. twerk master has become a fundamental part of my life and without the dripping juices of the twerks, i might just kill myself! most loyal master of twerking,Aaliyah and Jada