The insult-generating app that knows just what you're thinking!
Featured in iTunes' "What's Hot" in Entertainment June/July 2011 **
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Warning: Be the life of the party, but using these 1-of-a-kind comebacks WILL get you smacked!
NOT the tired curses or insults you're heard before, this tool is your go-to companion for generating that perfect diss to call your idiot boss or "Nut Monkey" that cut you off. Our zany app generates 7000+ Insulting phrase combinations. Your personal comeback, insult-generating, curse-creating and laugh-inducing dissing tool!
With a quick SHAKE of your device or press of a button, Curse Monger animates a random two-word cuss phrase, unlike any other you've likely heard before, and accompanied by a zany sound effect. Coin your own insults and get a great laugh at the office or next party.
Perfect if you:
◆ Want a good laugh while telling your friend to "take a hike", in not-so-kind-words.
◆ Need to tell your broken-down car, computer or cheating partner where to go.
◆ Need to replace your tired, worn and overdone comebacks or curses with something new and FRESH!
◆Need to let of steam or escape to your own vulgar world.
NOT responsible for loss of friends, smacked cheeks, or punches in the gut resulting from the use of this app!
And, if it makes you laugh, don't forget to take a moment to kindly leave a review or email us your suggestions (words too!)
I'm NOT happy. I'm a witty person, and this is not impressive. It even started to repeat itself 3 min in. Also it doesn't have categories! This is NOT WORTH THE MONEY!! In fact...for the FIRST TIME IN 2 years, I want a refund. BORING *yawn* Signed, UNHAPPY
So much fun!
Melvis43
There are so many times in a day when my memory is challenged and I feel like my brain hard drive is full and all I want is the ability to say something witty to the people around me. Now all I do is pull up my Curse Monger App and let it do the thinking for me. My office mates think I am a very funny, witty person when really, I am just technically savvy enough to have such a great app on my phone. There are times when I am alone and I just want something to laugh about so I use the app then. This was the best .99 cent investment I have ever made. Looking for more fun apps from this developer!
well worth the .99 ! a laugh a shake
suffnet
this really comes up with some hysterical insults phrases.. a little on the vulgar side but certainly unique and well thought out app.Looking forward to more additions in the future...!
wicked fun!!!!!
metalmaven7
have you ever mumbled a curse under your breath and got caught? Well fear no more...there's an app for that. The curses generated are brand new and fierce - no one will catch on if they're mumbled...however, spoken out loud they will deliver the perfect profound hose-down.
iOS 7 Compatibility
Ability to Lock Spinner Words for more customized insults
Interface Updates
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Version 1.60
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Information
Seller
Dynamic Circle, Inc.
Size
5.7 MB
Category
Entertainment
Compatibility
Requires iOS 7.0 or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 7.0 or later.
iPod touch Requires iOS 7.0 or later.
Mac Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.