Insultation
Comebacks, roasts and excuses
$0.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
New: "Hey Siri, insult me." The line arrives out loud, before the moment has passed. Written on your device — no account, no tracking, nothing uploaded.
The perfect reply usually arrives on the stairs, half an hour late. Insultation has it ready in about three seconds.
Four kinds of line, written fresh each time:
Insults — short, sharp, and the right side of mean. For when "what a lovely person" won't do.
Quotes — wry observations about people, work and getting older.
Birthdays — one-liners for the people you love enough to roast.
Excuses — for getting out of things you don't want to be at, in a way nobody can really argue with.
NEW: ASK SIRI
"Hey Siri, insult me." Or ask for an excuse, a quote, or a birthday jab. Siri reads the line out and puts it on a card, without you opening anything — which is the point, because the moment you need one of these is rarely a moment you can look at a screen. It works from the Action Button and in Shortcuts.
READ IT OUT, OR SEND IT
Tap once for a new line, tap the speaker to have it read aloud, or share it straight into a message.
WRITTEN ON YOUR DEVICE
On iPhones with Apple Intelligence every line is written fresh, on the device, each time you ask. Where that isn't available the app falls back to four hundred hand-written lines that ship inside it, so it works the same on a plane, in a pub with no signal, or on an older phone.
A daily notification is optional — one line a day, composed on your device.
NOTHING LEAVES YOUR PHONE
No accounts. No tracking. No data collection. No subscriptions. No ads. The privacy nutrition label says "Data Not Collected", and the app has nothing to send anywhere even if it wanted to.
Made by Indy.inc in the United Kingdom.
ASK SIRI
"Hey Siri, insult me." Or an excuse, a quote, or a birthday jab. Siri reads the line out and shows it on a card — no need to open the app, which matters given the moment you want one of these is usually mid-conversation. It works from the Action Button and in Shortcuts.
WHEN WE ASK FOR A RATING
We ask when a line has actually been used — shared with someone, or read out loud — and never on launch, never from a menu. If you have just tapped the speaker, the ask waits until the line has finished being read: talking over the punchline would rather defeat the object.
At most three times a year, counted by the app rather than left to chance. "Not Now" costs you nothing and we will not ask again for months.
ALSO
• Fixed: the rating prompt used to count lines viewed, which went up fastest for the people the app was serving worst — twenty taps of "New" means nothing shown yet was good enough. It now waits until something is actually used.
• Fixed: the prompt could be spent invisibly on a cold launch after an update. It is now counted per person, not per release.
• The listing has been corrected. It previously described saving lines, which the app does not do, and promised quotes from Wilde, Churchill and Parker. The quotes are original one-liners, not famous ones, and are now described as such.
The developer, Indy.inc, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Inderjeet Bains
- Size
- 2 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- Copyright
- © 2026 Indy Bains. All rights reserved.
