Harsh: Rude Motivation
Roasts that get you moving
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Short, rude, funny roasts, straight to your lock screen. Pick your topics, pick how mean. For adults.
Nobody's going to save you. HARSH just says it out loud.
HARSH sends short, rude, funny roasts that push you to do the thing you keep putting off. No affirmations. No "you've got this". Just the truth, said in a way you'll actually remember.
PICK WHAT YOU'RE FAILING AT
Wake Up, Procrastination, Gym, Business, Study, Money, Diet, Sleep, Phone, Drinking, Smoking, Gambling, Confidence, Stress, Your Ex, and one more. Sixteen topics. Choose the ones that sting.
PICK HOW MEAN
• Passive-Aggressive: polite on the surface, not underneath.
• Drill Sergeant: louder, mild language, zero patience.
• No Mercy: uncensored. You confirm you're an adult first.
GET ROASTED ON SCHEDULE
Morning, midday and evening by default, with up to five slots at the times you're most likely to be lying to yourself. Each slot can have its own topic.
ON YOUR HOME SCREEN
A widget serves a fresh roast every couple of hours. Tap it to open the full thing.
KEEP SHOWING UP
Streaks and milestones with names you'll want to earn. Save the roasts that hit. Share the ones a friend needs as a clean card.
FREE GETS YOU STARTED. PRO GETS YOU TOLD.
Free: three topics, two levels, five roasts a day. Pro: all sixteen topics, No Mercy, unlimited roasts, uncensored lock-screen roasts.
HARSH is for adults. Roasts are jokes aimed at you, the reader, to get you moving. They are not advice and never about anyone else.
Previously published as Rudmo. Your subscription, saved quotes and settings carry over.
Terms: https://harshapp.com/terms
Privacy: https://harshapp.com/privacy
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Sharper roasts.
• Every roast now ends on a push, not just a burn.
• The best of the old Rudmo quotes are back, rewritten for HARSH.
• Less repetition, and No Mercy swears with more range.
The developer, Oleh Yemchuk, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Oleh Yemchuk
- Size
- 66.3 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Weekly Premium $2.99
- Yearly Premium $19.99
- Lifetime Access $44.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Oleh Yemchuk