Drink Water Dummy: H20 Tracker
Funny reminders, cute animals
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Drink Water, Dummy™ is the hydration reminder app that roasts you by name… with memes.
Drinking water is weirdly hard. But when a savage kitten calls you out and tells you to hydrate? Suddenly… you’re sipping.
Get reminded (bullied) by animals and laugh your way to better hydration and self-care. Hydration is a gateway habit to wellness, confidence, and joy.
Drink Water, Dummy is your unhinged hydration coach.
Meme-powered (sometimes mean) reminders from cute animals save you from shriveling into a raisin. Get called out by animals who don’t care about your excuses, but do care about your organs. It’s hydration with attitude, powered by personalized roasts, weird sounds, and chaotic cuteness.
Animals hydrate instinctively. Humans? We need memes.
Let a cat shame you into sipping. Let a donkey drag you until you hydrate.
Built for:
•ADHD brains
•People who forget they have bodies
•Glow-up seekers who want the skin but skip the sip
•Productivity chasers
•Meme addicts who only listen when it’s funny
•And everyone in between
Free Users Get (“Freetures”):
•3 meme notifications a day from 10 animal coaches
•Personalized call-outs (yes, they know your name)
•2 notification sounds: system alert + DWD jingle
•All the water log sounds (floops, bibbles, dooroodos etc.)
•Hit your goal to unlock a puppy drinking water reward
•Simple flow: get roasted → gulp → log → get animal validation
Pro Users Get:
Everything Free users get, plus:
•Up to 48 meme notifications a day from 100+ animals (new drops all the time)
•Custom sounds: goat bleating “drink,” squawking birds, annoyed mule, plus surprise drops
•Animal unlocks: chick, cat, koala, duck, and more chaos
•Full hydration history: daily (hourly detail), weekly, monthly, 3-month views
•Why It Works
•Most hydration apps are boring and easy to ignore. This one isn’t. It’s weird, adorable, funny, and it works. Whether you’re ADHD, burnt out, or just need a savage kitten to bully you into sipping, Drink Water, Dummy actually sticks. It’s tough love, with fur, feathers, or scales.
•Hydration unlocks better sleep, mood, focus, energy, weight management, circulation, exercise performance, and more.
•Download Drink Water, Dummy and let the animals roast you to life. Or don’t… and keep living like a raisin.
Why It Works
Most hydration apps are boring and easy to ignore. This one isn’t. It’s weird, adorable, funny, and it works. Whether you’re ADHD, burnt out, or just need a savage kitten to bully you into sipping, Drink Water, Dummy actually sticks. It’s tough love, with fur, feathers, or scales.
Hydration unlocks better sleep, mood, focus, energy, weight management, circulation, exercise performance, and more.
Download Drink Water, Dummy and let the animals roast you to life. Or don’t… and keep living like a raisin.
Bug fixes and improvements
The developer, Daniel Leighton, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Identifiers
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Daniel Leighton
- Size
- 87.3 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.4 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 18.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.4 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.4 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Drink Water, Dummy Pro Yearly $19.99
- Drink Water Dummy Pro Lifetime $59.99
- Drink Water, Dummy Pro Monthly $3.49
- Copyright
- © 2025-2026 Anna and Daniel Leighton
