In a world of uncertainty, comes a certain certainty, certain to imbue a sense of -- THAT'S ENOUGH. This is a quality of life and new feature bonanza, the likes of which you haven't seen since we all had a hen. - New zone: RIG! Take to the high-ish seas and acquire fish while avoiding polluting pollution barrels - New turtle mode! Things slow down when you pop a turtle - like in real life, man - All star conditions are revamped for the 21st century to be winnable, but progressively a bit tougher but fairer. Also tap at end of level for hints on what you still need to do

Behind the scenes, on some phones, it would retry things that didn't work a BILLION MILLION times. This has been reduced a bit to once or twice which seems a bit more efficient.

Smooth jazz, big crab.

Things have been finessed. Let's just leave it at that, OKAY?

FOOTBALL! Plus some fixes

It's practically all-new for 2.0. Every part of the game overhauled and improved. New features, improvements, UI updates, new levels. It's all here! This is how it was meant to be.

We've made a few... changes. Mainly around being able to retry a daily challenge (try one today, then retry one). Some other stuff that I forgot about and don't make me look in the git log as it's just the letter "f".

Housekeeping! Not today... yes, actually, today! Thanks! Towels please.

Tap/pops are now more obvious than ever - even to innocent bystanders. Unwise taps also produce feedback. Intro mode is more great than ever. Take care!

iPad or gigantic screen owners can rejoice that some cruftiness has been got rid of! Gaudete! Also there are some small changes in other places. If you spot them you win a prize* * hello!

We have moon-off! A new zone: MOON! Dangerous cheese and laughing cows. The wonders and horrors of space, the interesting colours of the moon. It's all here! Also some nice new panelling which everyone loves. Smell you later.

It is brought to your attention that a medium-sized UI overhaul is here. This makes it more clear what to pop/not pop and also some nice jumping stars at the end. Just an all-round lovely day for an update.

In this update, make use of the following: - Seagull approval / disapproval is available now - The interface has been moved a small amount The sun will come back soon. AND THEN

Spring is here (in some places, maybe not Stockport)! Bringing good news and flowery hens: - Daily challenges are here every day! - New intro-o-matic to ease new players into a popping frenzy! - Excited or disgusted seagulls will let you know how you are doing! - Casual popping from the title screen!

Un-xmas + bug destroy

- New hi-score enhance-o-text to show you that you're the best! - Improved sharing animation stuff! - Something else I forgot!

New sharing option! After you complete a level you can share your score with anyone. Maybe Cher? Maybe Cher's son: IAN CHER.

The festive time is upon us! The animals are hiding from the cold for a bit and we have snowballs, crackers, xmas puddings, candy canes and more. Also, new year approaches... what could that mean? Let's see nearer the time eh! Otherwise, some UI tidy up to make things a bit nicer. Pass the mince pies, I'm going to enjoy this.

It's mostly boring under the covers stuff to set up exciting and non-exciting things to come, maybe destroy some bugs, maybe even SOMETHING ELSE.

- Bug pop continued!

HALLOWEEN HORRORS HAPPEN HERE, HELLO! It's that time of year when a pumpkin might squish into goo, or perhaps explode and destroy a skull! Only one way to find out.

- A bug was popped

- Lots more action and things flying about the place! - Higher scores possible through quick-tap multipliers! - More events on the horizon!

- New support for special events! - Game Center integration! - New level selector! - Damage danger indicator! - General UI improvements! - Should be quicker and faster in general! - Splashier splash screen! - Multi-colour rainbow splats - Improved luxurious icon border for Super Kingers! Probably missed a few off too. There's a lot here!