You Suck At Football
Physics Parkour Football Chaos
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Physics-based rage game where you control a chaotic football through parkour. Dodge obstacles and conquer speed-based challenges in this rage-inducing action-soccer game.
YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL is a physics-based rage game unlike anything you've played. Guide your uncontrollable football through obstacle-filled parkour stages where speed, timing, and pure chaos collide.
FEATURES
• **Chaotic Physics-Driven Gameplay**
Feel the unpredictable momentum and bounce of your football—colliding, spinning, flipping unpredictably as you race.
• **Parkour-Style Challenge Courses**
Sprint, glide, and ricochet through ramps, drops, moving platforms, and more—designed to disrupt your control and test your reflexes.
• **Easy to Learn, Hard to Master**
One-touch controls make it accessible, but those tight corners and tricky jumps will push your skill to the limit.
• **Rage-Inducing Fun**
Embrace the laughter (and maybe a few sweaty palms). Perfect for short bursts or long races.
• **Stylish Visual Flair**
Bright, cartoony visuals pop off the screen—vibrant fields, dynamic camera, and fun animations create a visually rich experience.
REASONS TO PLAY
- **For fans of physics games** — reminiscent of ragdoll chaos meets competition
- **Fast-paced and wild** — courses designed to break you (in a fun way)
- **Shareable moments** — each fail is a highlight; ideal for clips, streams and screenshots
- **Play anywhere, anytime** — pick up and play with one click; no complex menus
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**JOIN THE MADNESS**
Join a community of players who share their funniest fails, speedruns, and best tricks. Zoom into the YouTube shorts, clips, or send us your most epic launch.
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**SPECIAL LAUNCH NOTE**
Based on the hit Steam game, YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL brings the same chaotic joy to iOS—fully optimized for touch and mobile performance. Chat, compare scores, and spread the chaos!
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Information
- Seller
- Gorka Aranzabal
- Size
- 912.2 MB
- Category
- Casual
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2025 Gorka Games