Procrastination Insult Timer
Time is running. You're not.
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Set a timer. Get roasted every 20 seconds until it runs out. All three roast packs are free. Pro unlocks longer sessions - 3 days free, then $0.99/week.
STOP PROCRASTINATING. START WORKING.
Procrastination Insult Timer is the only productivity timer that bullies you into focus. Every 20 seconds, you get roasted — hard. No fluff. No mercy. Just savage honesty that keeps you from doom-scrolling your day away.
Set your timer. Pick your roast pack. Get to work.
## FEATURES
900+ UNIQUE ROASTS — ALL PACKS FREE
• Random — general motivational roasts
• Sassy — extra sarcastic, full of attitude
• Dark — edgy humor, not for the faint of heart
LIVE ACTIVITY
The countdown and your current roast sit on the Lock Screen and in the Dynamic Island. Close the app. Lock your phone. You still can't escape.
POMODORO MODE
25 minutes focus, 5 minutes break. Classic — but meaner. Get roasted through both.
CUSTOM TIMERS
1–60 minutes. Choose your preferred pain level.
THE RECORD
Every session you finish, every insult you take, and the roasts you thought were worth keeping.
DAILY REMINDERS
Get a nudge (or slap) to stop procrastinating.
## WHY IT WORKS
Most productivity apps are too nice. They whisper. They let you quit.
This one doesn't. It's designed to keep you uncomfortable enough to stay focused. Every roast is a reality check — funny, sharp, and a little too true.
You can skip, pause, or quit — but the app will call you out for it. The only way out… is through.
No streaks. No guilt for missing a day. Just the work, and someone rude enough to keep you at it.
## FOR ANYONE WITH DARK HUMOR
If you thrive on sarcasm, memes, and chaos — this is your accountability buddy.
If you want kindness, try a meditation app instead.
If you want results, download this one.
## PRICING
FREE
• 5 and 10 minute timers
• All three roast packs
• Unlimited sessions
PRO WEEKLY – $0.99/week
• 3-day free trial
• Cancel anytime
PRO YEARLY – $19.99/year
• Save 61% vs weekly
PRO LIFETIME – $29.99
• One-time payment, never expires
• Best value
Pro unlocks sessions up to 60 minutes, Pomodoro mode, custom timer lengths, and roasts read aloud.
Terms of Use: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/terms/
Privacy Policy: https://ideang.se/procrastinationtimerapp/privacy/
Ratings & Reviews
Fixes a bug that stopped Premium from unlocking after a successful purchase. If you bought Premium and it still showed as locked, it now unlocks on its own — just open the app.
New in this version:
- All three roast packs are free. Pro is now about longer sessions, not better jokes.
- 350+ new roasts, so it takes far longer before you see one twice.
- Live Activity: your countdown and current roast on the Lock Screen and Dynamic Island.
- The Record: sessions finished, insults taken, and the roasts you kept.
- Roasts can be read aloud (Pro).
- The app now opens on a roast instead of a settings screen.
The developer, Ideang Productions AB, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Identifiers
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Ideang Productions AB
- Size
- 5.8 MB
- Category
- Productivity
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 16.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Lifetime $29.99
- Annual $9.99
- Weekly $0.99
- Weekly $0.99
- Annual $19.99
- Copyright
- © 2025 Ideäng Productions AB