The Insolent Bard

Shakespearean Insults App

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

Added Elizabethan-style navigation header text. Unleash the eloquent fury of Elizabethan England with The Insolent Bard, your personal Shakespearean insult generator. With over 125,000 unique combinations of colorful invective, you'll never be at a loss for the perfect put-down. Thou art a saucy, beetle-headed miscreant! But at least thou hast good taste in apps. Features: • Browse & search through thousands of authentic Shakespearean insults • Multi-select your favorites for maximum impact • Share via SMS or any app - one devastating barb or many • Save favorites for repeated usage upon particularly deserving knaves • Discover seasonal easter eggs with elegant surprises • Automatic dark mode for insulting by candlelight • Long-press to save, tap to copy, press buttons to spread the scorn Whether settling a debate with friends, spicing up your text messages, or simply appreciating the artistry of a well-crafted insult, The Insolent Bard brings 400 years of linguistic creativity to your fingertips. All insults are crafted from authentic Shakespearean vocabulary, ensuring your jibes are both devastating and educational. Who says you can't insult someone AND improve their vocabulary? Download now and discover why "Thou art a churlish, motley-minded knave" will always hit harder than "You're annoying."

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  • 5.0
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1. Added Elizabethan-style navigation header text.

Version 2.13.15

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    Information

    Seller
    • David Young
    Size
    • 34.7 MB
    Category
    • Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    • © David E. Young
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