France Is F*ck!
A Republic Management Tragedy
$2.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Incarne le Président de la République française.
Tes ministres défilent, les crises s’enchaînent, les scandales explosent… et tes jauges s’effondrent.
Dans France is Fck!*, chaque décision — Signer ou Rejeter — modifie l’équilibre fragile du pays :
Budget, Peuple, Parlement, Lobbies, nternational.
Tiens ton mandat aussi longtemps que possible.
Parce qu’on ne gagne jamais, on tient. Jusqu’à la prochaine crise, la prochaine trahison, ou la prochaine fuite médiatique.
Le tout dans un univers minimaliste, froid et ironique :
• des décisions absurdes mais crédibles,
• des citations cyniques et lucides,
• des crises, tentations et scandales inspirés de la Ve République.
France is F*ck! — un simulateur politique où la lucidité est une défaite, et le cynisme, une compétence.
"Comment voulez-vous gouverner un pays où il existe 258 variétés de fromage ?” (CDG)
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Content update : your desk is buried in paperwork!
• Nearly 90 new decrees to sign (or toss in the bin):
the pile of bills has almost tripled.
• Fresh historical scandals ready to splash all over your term.
• Every decree is now tied to its own ministry.
• Revamped National Archives: track your collection of decrees,
scandals and unlocked bonuses.
Good luck holding on to power until re-election.
The developer, Nicolas STEPHAN, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Seller
- LAYER 8
- Size
- 11.8 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Copyright
- © 2025 NST Apps
