The Name Raider
Entertainment
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Stop looking up what a name means. Start looking up what a name tends to do. Get the teacher-approved Red Flag report on over 700 names
OPTIMIZED FOR IPHONE and IPAD
THE HONEST TRUTH ABOUT NAMES. Stop looking up what a name means. Start looking up what a name tends to do.
While most baby books tell you "Liam" means "strong-willed warrior," any teacher will tell you the real story: Liam is the kid who climbs the bookshelf and charms his way out of trouble before lunch.
The Name Raider is a comedy-utility app that raids the classroom archives to give you the "Red Flag" reports on over 700+ names. Built by veteran teachers with 60+ years of combined experience, we’ve turned decades of "breakroom talk" into the ultimate name vibe-check.
RAID THE DATABASE:
RED FLAG RATINGS: Every name is scored from 1 (Teacher’s Pet) to 5 (Principal’s Office).
TEACHER ARCHETYPES: Discover if a name belongs to a "Class Clown," a "Space Cadet," or "The Boss."
DATING MODE: Switch the toggle to vet your exes or your best friend’s new date. Spot the "Mama’s Boy" or the "Diva" before the first date.
NEW INTERACTIVE MODES:
BATTLE MODE: Pit your favorite names head-to-head in a tournament to crown the ultimate winner.
KEEP OR PASS: Swipe through names in a rapid-fire decision game to build your shortlist.
SHAKE TO SHUFFLE: Use your iPhone’s motion sensors to shake the device and reroll the deck.
AUDIO VERDICTS: Turn up the volume to hear the app declare "Red Flag!" or "Green Flag!" out loud.
SHARE THE TEA: Found a description that matches someone you know perfectly? Use the Share button to export a custom name card directly to your group chat or TikTok.
WHY RELY ON A DICTIONARY? Download The Name Raider today. Whether you’re naming a human or laughing about a bad date, we’ve got the data you actually need.
DISCLAIMER: FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
This app is created solely for comedy and entertainment. All name descriptions, ratings, and archetypes are fictional, humorous, and based on subjective anecdotes and stereotypes. They are not psychological assessments, predictions, or factual claims. Every person is unique. The creators assume no responsibility for personal decisions made based on this content. Use your own judgment--and enjoy!
THE BIG REBRAND: WELCOME TO THE NAME RAIDER We’ve officially evolved! "The Real Baby Namer" has been raided and reborn as The Name Raider. Along with our new look, we’ve packed this update with improvements:
REBRANDED EXPERIENCE: A fresh, sleek interface that matches our new "Name Raider" persona.
DATABASE EXPANSION: We’ve raided the archives to add even more names to our "Red Flag" reports.
PERFORMANCE POLISH: Squashed some pesky bugs and optimized the "Battle Mode" and "Keep or Pass" games for a smoother, faster experience.
HAPTIC FEEDBACK: Feel the "Red Flags" with refined vibrations when you’re swiping through the deck.
Love the app? Leave us a review and let us know which name we should "raid" next!
The developer, Edie Lanzano-Slevin, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
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Information
- Seller
- Edie Lanzano-Slevin
- Size
- 47.3 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- The Menace Pass $4.99
- Copyright
- Copyright © 2026 The Name Raider. All rights reserved.