Poo Compare

Compare your poo with friends

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Compare and share your bathroom achievements with friends. Poo Compare Poo Compare is a fun, light-hearted app that lets you scan the deed, estimate your output, and turn everyday bathroom moments into clean, shareable achievements. Instead of awkward photos or gross messages, Poo Compare transforms your results into playful comparison cards — like small animals and inanimate objects — so you can share the moment without sharing anything inappropriate. How it works • Scan your poo to estimate length and weight • No photos are saved or stored — ever • Instantly generate a clean, shareable achievement card • Compare your output to animals and objects for laughs • Save cards to your device or share them directly with friends Lifetime Achievements & Stats Poo Compare also includes a Lifetime Achievement calculator. Enter your date of birth and adjust your estimated daily output to calculate: • Lifetime output since birth • Today’s output • This week, month, and year • Per-week, per-month, and per-year estimates Each result has its own shareable card, letting you track progress and flex your stats over time. Privacy & Safety First • No photos or videos are ever captured or stored • No accounts or profiles are required • All data stays locally on your device • We do not collect, store, or transmit personal data • Payments (if you choose to purchase optional features) are handled securely by Apple Poo Compare is designed purely for entertainment and humor. No medical analysis, diagnosis, or health advice is provided.

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    Information

    Seller
    • Richard Marriott
    Size
    • 20.4 MB
    Category
    • Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Age Rating
    13+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    • Unlimited Custom Cards $1.99
    • 10 Custom Cards $0.99
    • Learn More
    Copyright
    • © 2026 Poo Compare
  • Developer Website
  • Privacy Policy

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