Pentagon Pizza Alert
Pentagon Pizza Theory Tracker
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Track the legendary Pentagon Pizza Indicator in real-time. Is something happening? Check the signal.
Is something brewing at the Pentagon? According to internet legend, you might be able to tell by the pizza.
Pentagon Pizza Alert tracks real-time activity at pizza restaurants near the Pentagon, turning the famous "Pentagon Pizza Indicator" into a beautiful, live dashboard you can check anytime.
THE THEORY
The idea is simple: when something big is happening at the Pentagon, nearby pizza places see unusual spikes in late-night orders as staff work through the night. Meanwhile, local bars empty out as personnel stay on duty. It's an internet legend that's captured imaginations for years—and now you can follow along.
HOW IT WORKS
We monitor activity levels at pizza joints and bars near the Pentagon using publicly available data, updated every 30 minutes. Our algorithm combines:
- Pizza activity (70% weight) — high orders = potential activity
- Bar traffic inverted (30% weight) — empty bars = people working late
The result? A composite Signal Level from 1 to 5:
Level 1: CRITICAL — Extreme unusual activity
Level 2: HIGH — Elevated pizza orders detected
Level 3: ELEVATED — Above-normal activity
Level 4: GUARDED — Slightly above baseline
Level 5: NORMAL — All quiet on the pizza front
FEATURES
- Live signal level with animated radar display
- Individual location tracking for pizza shops and bars
- Historical activity sparklines
- Dark and light theme support
- Clean, beautiful interface
PREMIUM ($2.99/month)
- Push notifications when signal goes HIGH or CRITICAL
- Ad-free experience
- Priority data refresh
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
This app is strictly for entertainment purposes. The "pizza indicator" is an internet theory with no proven accuracy. Activity levels are based on publicly available Google data and do not reflect actual government operations. Please do not make any real decisions based on this app!
Inspired by @PentagonPizzaReport and the internet's endless creativity.
Data sourced from Google Popular Times. Updated every 30 minutes.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://sites.google.com/view/pizza-signal-watch/privacy-policy
Ratings & Reviews
- New tip jar option for pizza lovers who want to support the project
- Minor UI improvements
The developer, Brett Cassidy, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Identifiers
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Identifiers
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Brett Cassidy
- Size
- 33.8 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 13.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 13.4 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 13.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Premium $1.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Pentagon Pizza Alert