
Oliver's Army
A private social club
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone
iPhone
Social media didn’t fail by accident.
It failed by optimization.
It optimized for reach instead of meaning.
For spectators instead of participants.
For numbers instead of people.
Somewhere along the way, conversation became a side effect — buried under feeds, metrics, and performance.
I don’t believe humans were meant to talk in public squares with a million eyes watching.
I believe they were meant to talk in rooms.
Private.
Focused.
Intentional.
That’s why we built Oliver’s Army.
Not to help you “grow an audience.”
Not to help you “build a brand.”
Not to help you go viral.
But to help you actually talk to someone.
Most social apps treat conversation as a comment section.
Oliver’s Army treats conversation as the product.
No infinite feeds.
No follower counts.
No broadcasting to strangers who don’t care.
Just real-time, contained conversations where participation matters.
This app will never be for everyone.
And that’s the point.
If you want attention, there are plenty of apps for that.
If you want connection, welcome.
Ratings & Reviews
*bug fixes for counties login
The developer, Brandon Thornton, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Location
- Contact Info
- User Content
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Brandon Thornton
- Size
- 49.9 MB
- Category
- Social Networking
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Contains
Messaging and Chat
User-Generated Content
- Copyright
- © 2026 Brandon Thornton