Owl That Wise

Roast Ur Laziness Brutal Timer

$14.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

Stop scrolling. Gentle reminders failed. I'll roast you into productivity. Feelings don't matter, results do. Prove me wrong. [WARNING: Not for the sensitive types.] Oh, look. Another human looking for a miracle cure for procrastination. Let me guess, you promised yourself you'd start "in 5 minutes" about two hours ago? Hi, I'm Owl. I’m not here to be your friend. I’m here to be your boss. Sweet affirmations clearly didn't work for you. So I'm trying a different approach: The Truth. I don't care about your excuses. I care about your focus. How I fix your bad habits: * Savage Timer: You drift off? I sound the alarm. Loudly. * Brutal Reality Checks: I will send you notifications that hurt your ego. "Still on page one? Pathetic." * Guilt-Tripping Stats: I visualize exactly how much time you've wasted. It's not pretty. Download ONLY if: * You are addicted to "Tomorrow." * You need a drill sergeant, not a cheerleader. * You want to actually achieve something this year. Are you offended? Good. Use that anger to finish your work. Prove me wrong. I dare you. Install now. Tick tock.

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    Information

    Seller
    SEUNG LAI CHO
    Size
    64 MB
    Category
    Productivity
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    © 2026 Owl That Wise
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    • Supports

    • Family Sharing

      Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.