Rude Weather Daily
Blunt weather. No nonsense
$1.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
v1.7 adds raw + climate normals alongside departures, smoother globe map picker, faster refresh, and cleaner sharing. Tap anywhere worldwide and get roasted.
Rude Weather
Most weather apps tell you the boring numbers.
Rude Weather tells you the truth.
This app does not care about being polite.
It cares about telling you how the weather actually feels compared to what it should be.
Too hot. Too cold. Too wet. Too windy.
That is the part people talk about, so that is the part we show.
Rude Weather is a departure-only weather app.
No raw values. No trivia. Just how different today is.
What Rude Weather does
• Shows how today’s weather compares to normal
• Updates every day, giving you new rude messages about your current conditions (good or bad)
• Focuses on temperature, rain, and wind departures
• Delivers one blunt daily summary with zero sugarcoating
• Uses real data and real climate normals
• Keeps the experience simple, fast, and uncluttered
You will not see exact temperatures or rainfall totals.
You will see whether today is behaving or acting like an idiot.
What Rude Weather does not do
• No raw numbers
• No hourly charts
• No long range fantasy forecasts
• No fake excitement
• No pretending the weather is “nice”
Why departures only
Because nobody complains in numbers.
They complain that it is hotter than it should be.
Colder than it should be.
Wetter, windier, and generally annoying.
That is what Rude Weather measures.
Why 17+
The language is very rude.
The tone is very blunt.
The profanity is aimed at weather, not people.
There is no hate, no harassment, and no attacks on individuals or groups.
Just swearing at the atmosphere.
Who this is for
• People who describe weather honestly
• People tired of polite forecasts that lie
• People who want context instead of stats
• People who already know the number and still hate it
Final warning
If you want friendly weather updates, look elsewhere.
If you want the weather told how it is, this is it.
Rude Weather.
Ratings & Reviews
Added raw values alongside departures
Added climate normals (climo) for quick context
Improved worldwide map picker for faster location selection
Faster refresh + smoother loading
Share output formatting cleaned up
The developer, Fergus Keatinge, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Fergus Keatinge
- Size
- 1.8 MB
- Category
- Weather
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.2 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.2 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 18.2 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.2 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.2 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- This app is rated 18+ with content restrictions.
Some content may be rated higher, and may therefore be restricted and managed by the developer through in-app controls. - In-App Controls
Age Assurance
Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Contains
User-Generated Content
- Copyright
- © Weather Data LLC
