Bad Historian: City Tours
Walking tours for every city
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Audio tours that transform every city into a show you walk through with stories you can't wait to retell. Pick a destination, choose a tour, and step into the scandals, secrets, crimes, rivalries, artists, architecture, power struggles, and unbelievable facts that shaped the streets around you.
HOW IT WORKS
Pick a destination, choose a tour, and step into the scandals, secrets, crimes, rivalries, artists, architecture, power struggles, and spectacularly bad decisions that shaped the streets around you. These aren’t dry lectures or lists of dates. They’re entertaining stories that bring every city and stop to life with stories you’ll want to retell when you get home. Think of it as a show that unfolds street by street.
THE GAME
Almost everything you hear is documented. A few small details in each tour are invented, and at the end we tell you which ones. The difficulty is not our doing — history keeps making this hard, because the real stories are usually the ones that sound made up.
THE REVEAL
Every tour ends with a quiz: which stories were true and which ones we invented? The real history is always stranger than anything we could make up. Find out the truth at the end.
WHAT YOU GET: EXPLORE YOUR WAY
• Start whenever you want and move at your own pace
• Follow each story through the in-app route and map
• Pause for food, photos, or unexpected discoveries
• Download tours and listen offline
• Preview the first stop of every tour for free
• Ask the Historian when you want to know more
• Finish with the Fact or Fiction quiz and reveal
DESTINATIONS
Explore New York City, Chicago, San Francisco, New Orleans, Washington DC, Northern Michigan, Paris, London, Rome, Florence, Mallorca, and more.
With tours that cover architecture, crime, discovery, quirky stories, art, religion, and pop culture. Bad Historian covers it all with new cities, tours, and stories are added regularly.
The real stories sound fake. The invented ones sound real. Good luck.
Ratings & Reviews
Big updates this week
THE PLAYER
Real previous/next navigation between stops, a way to jump straight to any stop, and tapping a pin on the map now shows you what's there.
THE TOUR PAGE
An improved stop list that lets you preview each stop and navigate between each location.
ASK THE HISTORIAN
Rebuilt as its own screen, and more reliable — the mic no longer mishears background noise or listens forever without an answer. Ask about something you're looking at that isn't on the tour ("what's that building?") and he'll actually look around and answer, instead of telling you he can't guess.
The developer, Painless Care, Inc., indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Purchases
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Painless Care, Inc.
- Size
- 75.4 MB
- Category
- Travel
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Location
- This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Horror/Fear Themes
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- City Access $14.99
- Friends Share Pack $4.99
- All Accesss $24.99
- Single tour $9.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Bad Historian
