Bean Bye

Brutally Honest Plush Values

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

It's been 25 years. It's time you knew the truth. Snap the plush you swore would pay for college: get a brutally honest estimate and a loving roast. First 3 scans free. It's been 25 years. It's time you knew the truth. Somewhere in your parents' house there's a plastic bin full of broken promises. You know the one. The one your ten-year-old self was CERTAIN would be worth thousands by now. The one you guarded with tag protectors and stern warnings to siblings. The one that was definitely, absolutely, 100% going to pay for college. It did not pay for college. Bean Bye is a farewell service for your 90s plush portfolio. We break the news with the gentle honesty of a friend who has waited 25 years to say "I told you so," and then we grant you the one thing no price guide ever could: permission to let go. HOW IT WORKS 1. Snap a photo (or search by name). 2. Guess what it's worth. Be brave. 3. Get a rough estimate, the reasoning behind it, and a roast it frankly had coming. 4. Grieve briefly. Share the farewell card. Reclaim the closet. WHAT YOU'LL DISCOVER Most of the collection is worth about as much as the pogs you threw away. But every so often one turns out to be genuinely interesting, and Bean Bye tells you what might make it special (tags, variants, condition) so you know whether to say goodbye or call an authenticator. FEATURES • Photo identification for 90s bean-bag plush • Rough value ranges, with the reasoning behind each one • Guess-the-price before the reveal (your 1998 self guessed high) • A fresh roast for every scan: savage about the market, never about you • Shareable farewell cards and "appraisal reports" for maximum sympathy • A vault that tracks your entire "portfolio" • Badges for milestones nobody asked for FREE TO TRY, ONE-TIME UNLOCK Your first 3 scans are free, then you get 1 free scan every day. The samples are always free. Ready to face the whole bin? A one-time $4.99 in-app purchase unlocks unlimited scans. No subscription, no ads, no account, no false hope. Scans need an internet connection and use an online AI service, so they depend on that service being available. THE FINE PRINT (OUR ONE SERIOUS PARAGRAPH) Bean Bye is parody and entertainment. Values are rough AI estimates, not appraisals, so please don't use them to buy, sell or insure anything; check real sold listings first. Bean Bye is an independent app and is not affiliated with, sponsored or endorsed by Ty Inc. or any toy maker. For everyone who ever whispered "mint condition" like it meant something.

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    Seller
    JOHN ROBERT NOLAND
    Size
    27 MB
    Category
    Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    4+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    Copyright
    © 2026 John Noland
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