Nobody Asked
AI that roasts conversations
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
The app is the friend at the table who can't keep quiet and has no filter.
It requires at least 12GB of RAM to run local LLMs and is supported only on iPhone 17 Pro or newer, M series iPads, and M series Macs.
"Nobody Asked" is the friend at the table who can't keep quiet.
Set your phone down, pick a personality - Cynic, Comedian, or Savage - and let the AI eavesdrop on your conversation.
When it hears something worth roasting, it interrupts with a one-liner. Out loud.
Everything runs on your device. No cloud. No accounts. No data leaves your phone. No ai credits needed.
Perfect for:
- Game nights and dinner parties
- Late-night debates that need a third opinion
- Finding out which friend can't take a joke
Features:
- Free version to test 2 spoken lines and see if your device supports local llm's.
- 100% on-device AI - works in airplane mode
- LLM Ministral-3-3B-Instruct-2512-Q4_K_M
- Voice Model Qwen3 TTS 0.6B
- Natural voice output in English
- Supports listening to English, Dutch, German, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese
- Choose your AI personality: cynic, comedian, or savage
No data collection. Just unsolicited commentary.
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- Downloads now continue in the background
- AirPods and Bluetooth speakers now work, let it shout out loud
The developer, Kasimir Szekeres Photography B.V., indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Kasimir Szekeres Photography B.V.
- Size
- 36.3 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Unlimited Listening $1.99
- Copyright
- © Kasimir Szekeres Photography BV 2026