Bogey Blamer: Golf Excuses

Blame anything but yourself.

Free · Designed for iPad

New: Community leaderboard, notifications & 50+ new excuses! Bad round? Not your fault. Bogey Blamer gives you the perfect excuse for every terrible shot, missed putt, and blown round. Shake your phone or tap the card — instant blame, zero accountability. FEATURES • 200+ handcrafted golf excuses across 8 categories • Shake-to-generate — just shake your phone for a new excuse • Daily excuse — a fresh one waiting every day • Community leaderboard — vote for the best excuses • Copy & share with your golf buddies • Haptic feedback for that satisfying feel • No account needed. No tracking. Just excuses. CATEGORIES Body • Nerves • Kit • Weather • Course • Distractions • Luck • Swing Whether it was the wind, your back, the greens, or that guy who coughed during your backswing — we've got you covered. Download now and never take the blame again.

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• Community leaderboard — vote for the best excuses • Push notifications — daily excuse & re-engagement reminders • 50+ new excuses across all categories • 8 excuse categories: Body, Nerves, Kit, Weather, Course, Distractions, Luck, Swing • Error handling improvements • Bug fixes and performance improvements

Version 1.3.0

The developer, Diana Ohman, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data

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Information

  • Seller
    • Diana Ohman
  • Size
    • 31 MB
  • Category
    • Entertainment
  • Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
  • Languages
    • English
  • Age Rating
    4+
  • Copyright
    • © 2026 Dot Systems
  • Developer Website
  • Privacy Policy

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