Rude-Awakening
Brutally-Honest Alarm
$6.99 · In‑App Purchases
Discover new coaches, enjoy an updated splash screen, and experience improved performance and stability throughout the app.
Rude Awakening is the alarm clock that doesn't care about your feelings — and that's exactly why it works.
Loco, your brutally honest accountability partner will help you heal from the "snooze blues" and become the best version of yourself. Rude Awakening is the only alarm you'll ever need.
BRUTALLY HONEST MOTIVATION
Rotating harsh motivational messages that hit different every morning. "Your enemies are up. Just saying." Yeah, it's like that.
MATH TO DISMISS
Easy or hard mode — you can't just tap a button. Solve the problem or keep listening to LOCO scream.
LOCATION-BASED REMINDERS
Running late to that meeting across town? Rude Awakening tracks your location and roasts you when you're still in the wrong place. "You're still in Brooklyn and your meeting is in Manhattan. Move it."
ACCOUNTABILITY BUDDY
Set a friend or family member as your buddy. Hit snooze 3 times? They get a text. Try explaining that one.
CHALLENGES
Create wake-up competitions with friends and family. Leaderboards, streaks, and bragging rights. Losers get roasted.
AI-POWERED PERSONALIZATION (Premium)
Subscribers get AI-generated messages personalized to their schedule and life. LOCO learns what gets under YOUR skin.
CALENDAR SYNC
Sync your calendar events and get rude reminders before every appointment. Because clearly you need them.
Terms of Use: https://www.rudeawakeningalarm.company/terms
Privacy Policy: https://www.rudeawakeningalarm.company/privacy
Removed the free tier.
Converted the app to a paid app.
Improved security and overall reliability.
Fixed bugs and enhanced performance.
The developer, Britne White, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Location
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Britne White
- Size
- 93.3 MB
- Category
- Productivity
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.1 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Contests
Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Monthly Premium Subscription $6.99
- Copyright
- © Rude Awakening 2026
