SwipeOS: Strategy Card Game
Dark AI Roguelike Sim
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Your phone hates you. Now you can hate it back.
You are the brain of a dying smartphone. Your user is messy, the hardware is melting, and every swipe you make is a life-or-death gamble.
Welcome to SwipeOS, the dark-humor strategy game where you fight to survive your own system.
SWIPE TO SURVIVE: Handle viral attacks, thirsty apps, and "creative" user requests. One wrong move and it’s Game Over.
THE ULTIMATE BALANCING ACT: Manage Battery, RAM, Heat, and User Satisfaction. Keep the user happy, but not too happy - nobody wants to be the subject of sentient fan-fiction.
UPGRADE (AT YOUR OWN RISK): From 2G bricks to neural interfaces, unlock hardware and "questionable" plugins.
Overclock your CPU or install a secret crypto-miner... just don't blame us when you explode.
CRISIS MINI-GAMES: When the system hits critical, it’s all hands on deck.
Patch memory leaks and stabilize power surges in real-time to avoid a total meltdown.
How will your Kernel Panic? Download SwipeOS and find out.
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Information
- Seller
- Daniel Szlaski
- Size
- 7.2 MB
- Category
- Card
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.2 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 26.2 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.2 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.2 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Contains
Loot Boxes
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- 8000 BITs $9.99
- 1200 BITs $2.99
- 3000 BITs $4.99
- 500 BITs $0.99
- Copyright
- © Daniel Szlaski