The Damn Weather

Weather with attitude.

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

The weather app your weather app wishes it was. Sarcastic forecasts. Stunning charts. Widgets with attitude. No ads. No subscriptions. Just the damn weather. Other weather apps tell you it's 72° and partly cloudy. This one tells you you're an idiot for not bringing a jacket. The Damn Weather delivers real-time, local forecasts with thousands of sarcastic phrases that say exactly what you're already thinking about the weather. Keep it clean, or unlock explicit mode if you can handle it. WHAT YOU GET • Swipe between saved cities with live conditions and forecasts • Hourly and 10-day forecasts at a glance • Detailed charts for temperature, wind, humidity, precipitation, and pressure • Sun arc, UV index, moon phases, and dew point • Small, medium, and large home screen widgets with attitude WHY PEOPLE SWITCH • No ads. No subscriptions. No account required. • No tracking beyond your location. • Powered by Apple Weather for accurate, reliable data. • Actually fun to check the weather. The Damn Weather. Because you deserve a forecast that gets it.

Ratings & Reviews

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    5 Ratings

- 1,000 new phrases. The damn weather has more to say. - Saved cities now show real data on launch instead of pretending to load forever - The pull to refresh spinner no longer hides behind the header bar like it owes someone money - Long time users may get politely asked for a rating after the app earns it - Bug fixes. Less broken than yesterday.

Version 1.3.3

The developer, Matthew Cosensci, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • Location

Privacy practices may vary, for example, based on the features you use or your age. Learn More

Accessibility

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Information

Seller
  • Matthew Cosensci
Size
  • 8.3 MB
Category
  • Weather
Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 26.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
16+
  • 16+
  • Learn More
  • Frequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor

    Infrequent
    Mature or Suggestive Themes
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Copyright
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