BirdWatch: Field Intel
Avian Intelligence Platform
Only for iPhone
$4.99 · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
An avian intelligence platform for the suspicious naturalist. Identify, catalog, and dossier every bird that crosses your surveillance zone.
BirdWatch is an AI-powered bird identification app for the backyard birder who treats their feeder like a stakeout.
Snap a photo, upload from your library, or run live surveillance mode. Within seconds, an AI classifier returns a species ID, a dramatic fighting-game title, and a paragraph of cryptic metaphysical prose. Every capture is filed under a permanent specimen designation that grows your private dossier.
— FOUR MODULES, ONE CLASSIFIED PIPELINE —
• AI CLASSIFICATION
Claude vision identifies every bird with hyper-accurate species matching, with Gemini as failover. Average processing time: 3 seconds.
• LIVE SURVEILLANCE
Activate your camera for continuous frame analysis. Configurable scan intervals (5–60 seconds), rolling NEGATIVE/CONTACT log, amber detection flash. Watch the feeder so you don't have to.
• SPECIES DOSSIERS
Full intelligence files for every identified species — capture history, hourly activity signature, metaphysical readings, specimen designations (SUBJECT 001, 002, 003…), and head-to-head VS combat records with rendered verdicts.
• INTERCEPT ARCHIVE
Dozens of bird poetry audio clips play during discoveries — intercepted transmissions from the natural world. Each new species reveal earns a cinematic 3-phase notification with synced explosion video, classified-document stamping, and a tap-to-archive payoff.
— CLEARANCE TIER PROGRESSION —
Start as a Field Observer. Climb to Surveillance Specialist, Intelligence Officer, Senior Analyst, and finally Director of Ornithological Intelligence. Each tier unlocks at 5 / 15 / 30 / 50 / 100 documented species.
— FOR THE SUSPICIOUS NATURALIST —
• No ads. No third-party tracking. No location data collected.
• Photos uploaded only for AI classification and your own private dossier.
• Account optional — tap CONTINUE WITHOUT ACCOUNT to start instantly.
• Sign in with Apple supported.
• Editorial bone-on-ink visual identity, inspired by classified field intelligence.
• Surveillance session persistence — resume your stakeout where you left off.
• Crash-recovery error boundary keeps your dossier safe.
— WHAT'S NEW IN v2.3.1 —
The editorial monograph refresh. Every calm screen now uses a masthead pattern with Playfair Display italic epithets, flat signal-underlined tabs, a clipped VS hero with OFFICIAL stamp, and a floating surveillance mission cartridge. Cinematic moments stay maximum-drama; browsing surfaces went quietly editorial. The contrast IS the design.
Field Station Alpha · Bainbridge Island
— J. Raymond, sole developer
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Information
- Seller
- JOSEPH PAUL RAYMOND
- Size
- 63.3 MB
- Category
- Reference
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Joseph Raymond
