Dumb Calories: Calorie Counter
Photo & Voice Food Logging
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
THE CALORIE TRACKER FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CALORIE TRACKING
You wanted a calorie estimate. Somehow you ended up searching food databases, comparing duplicate entries, and doing data entry for a sandwich.
Dumb Calories takes a simpler approach. Use the chat feature, take a photo or say what you ate. You get an editable estimate of the calories and macros. Then you move on. Easy as that.
DON'T MAKE IT A PART-TIME JOB
- Take a meal photo
- Send a voice note
- Type one sentence (hell, even a single word is enough)
- Scan a packaged-food barcode
No food-database navigation. No forms pretending your lunch is a tax return. If an estimate looks wrong, edit it.
USEFUL NUMBERS. REMARKABLY LITTLE EFFORT.
- Calories and macros for today
- Remaining calories against your goal
- A rolling seven-day calorie view (our favorite feature!)
- Weight history
- Active and resting energy from Apple Health
- One account across iOS and web
NO TRACKING THEATER
No ads. No streaks. No badges. No feed. No generic coach trying to tell you what you already knew anyway.
HONEST ESTIMATES
Real-life meals and nutrition labels are not exact. That's just how it is. Dumb Calories gives you a useful estimate instead of pretending otherwise.
FREE AND PLUS
Text logging is always free and has no ads. Every new account gets 14 days of Plus with no card required. Plus keeps photo and voice logging, full history, charts, and the seven-day view.
Dumb Calories Plus is an auto-renewing monthly or annual subscription. Payment is charged to your Apple ID when you confirm a purchase. It renews unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel it in your App Store account settings.
Terms of Use: https://dumbcalories.app/terms
Privacy Policy: https://dumbcalories.app/privacy
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A completely rebuilt onboarding: fewer steps, clearer questions, and a real chat demo before you start logging. Refreshed wording throughout the app, plus faster access to your data export, account deletion and the privacy notices.
The developer, Alexander Burkhard, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Health & Fitness
- Contact Info
- User Content
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Alexander Burkhard
- Size
- 52.9 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and German
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Dumb Calories Plus $39.99
- Dumb Calories Plus $4.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Alexander Burkhard
