Unfortunate Cookie: Misfortune
Entertainment
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Open it.
You know you shouldn’t… but you will.
Unfortunate Cookie is not here to lift your spirits. It’s here to tell you what you already suspect — just with a little more honesty, a little more bite, and a lot less sugar.
Crack open a dark fortune cookie and uncover a message that ranges from mildly uncomfortable to deeply inconvenient. No fake positivity. No empty promises. Just misfortune, delivered with style.
Take your time. Or don’t.
The cookie isn’t going anywhere.
Features:
• A unique, atmospheric experience
• Dark, sarcastic fortune messages
• Subtle sound design and immersive tone
• Share your misfortune with others
• Rate your fate (if you must)
A small warning:
This is not a self-help app.
If anything, it’s the opposite.
Ratings & Reviews
Cleaned up code work and added more misfortunes.
The developer, Lee Boats, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Lee Boats
- Size
- 51.2 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 13.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 13.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 13.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Contains
Advertising
- Copyright
- © 2026 YOB