Bat-O-Matic 3000
Hear What Bats Are Saying
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
From the U.S. Dept. of Chiropteran Intelligence the world's first sonar-powered bat vocalization decoder. Select your subject. Intercept the signal. Read the translation.
AMAZING CHIROPTERAN "BAT-O-MATIC" VISION — INSTANTLY!
Select from six classified bat subjects — each with their own distinct personality, face, and vocalization. Tap a bat to hear their unique screech. Then hit INTERCEPT BAT SIGNAL to decode what they're really saying.
Translations are generated by the Sonar Translation Matrix, a (completely fictional) decryption device inspired by 1950s comic book mail-order ads like X-Ray Specs and Sea Monkeys.
FEATURES:
- Six bat profiles with real bat photos and unique audio screeches
- Tap any bat to hear a different sound every time
- Hilarious decoded "translations" of bat vocalizations
- Retro 1950s comic book ad aesthetic with halftone grain
- Haptic feedback on every interaction
- Fake mail-order coupon included (stamps not accepted)
Built with love for bats, weird history, and cheap newsprint.
No bats were harmed in the making of this app. Several were mildly inconvenienced.
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Information
- Seller
- JESSE ALDERMAN LYELL
- Size
- 23.7 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Jesse Lyell