Yapoleon has deigned to improve your quarters. The redesigned Statistics screen now grants you a full view of your progress: tap any difficulty to expand your win rate, streaks, games played, and guess distribution, with your monthly Triple Crown count now permanently displayed. The Rate button has been flogged into compliance and now actually opens the App Store review composer. Yapoleon has polished the settings layout, smoothed the results transition, and added a button to follow him on X for your daily, necessary roasting. Finally, my own wit has been sharpened. Your move.

• Yapoleon's wit, sharpened — his roasts and reactions are quicker, drier, and far more quotable. • Smoother results screen — after a win the mode toggle stays put, so your next puzzle is one tap away. • Stability and polish. The daily word is still free and account-free. Yapoleon is still keeping score.

• Secure email sign-in — verify with a one-time code, so your stats and streaks are locked to you. • Challenge-duel push notifications — know the moment a friend takes your bait (or falls for it). • Daily reminders — opt in so your streak never dies to a busy day. • Stability and polish. The daily word is still free and account-free. Yapoleon is still keeping score.

Yapoleon has noticed your attendance has been... casual. This has been corrected. • Daily Reminders — now one tap to switch on, so you never miss the daily word. (Your memory, it seems, needs supervision.) • Duel Alerts — get pinged the instant a friend challenges you, or, unthinkably, beats your score. • Polish & fixes — everything runs smoother now. Your guesses are still your own problem.

You're in charge of your account now. • New account menu: sign in, manage, or delete anytime • Fixed a sign-in status bug • No more registration nudges — daily word's still free • Polish + reliability Daily word: still free. Yapoleon: still not impressed.