Powell Prowl: Rate Chase

Chase the Fed. Cut the rates.

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

Thirty-one rounds of paper-cutout chaos. El Pres wants a rate cut. Le Chair is the only thing standing in the way. Chase him through the Press Room, snipe him from the balcony with a subpoena, out-paddle him on the Potomac, and out-shift him on the Beltway. POWELL PROWL: RATE CHASE is a satirical comedy mini-game collection. Fifteen distinct game types across thirty-one hand-tuned levels — every level feels different, every one plays in about a minute. Pick up and play between meetings. GAME TYPES • Tag: drag El Pres around the Oval Office to catch Le Chair • Sniper: drag to aim, fire subpoenas from the balcony • Wrestle: mash alternating buttons to pin Le Chair's hand • Canoe Race: paddle the Potomac to the Eccles Building • Drag Race: nail the green-zone shifts on the Beltway • Sneak: creep forward only when Le Chair is looking away • Whack-a-Fed: bonk mini Les Chairs popping out of podiums • Chopper Drop: catch the helicopter money, dodge the anvils • Tug of War: yank the knot across the rate-cut line • Don't Let Go: hold the button on green, release on red • Boxing: jab, hold a haymaker, dodge the telegraphed punch • Mountain Climb: race Le Chair to the golden arches • Rate Math: out-arithmetic Le Chair to the score target • Museum Heist: stealth past patrolling guards • Beltway Final Race: six-lane gauntlet against the entire Fed board for the Andrew Jackson Playbook FEATURES • 31 levels with a difficulty curve from "Easy" to "Insane" • Game Center leaderboards: Total Score, Fastest Tag, Lifetime Whacks • Four difficulty modes — Easy is forgiving, Insane is brutal • Haptic feedback, sound effects, and an optional music toggle • Offline, no accounts, no tracking, no ads from networks THE FINE PRINT A parody. No political endorsement or affiliation. All characters are fictional caricatures. Made for fun in Washington-adjacent New York by Nicholas Santulli.

Ratings & Reviews

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    2 Ratings

Just updated a preview so the UI reflects the previous version that was launched. Literally the only thing that is updated in this version in the home page preview screenshot.

Version 1.2

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Seller
  • NICHOLAS PATRICK SANTULLI
Size
  • 4.9 MB
Category
  • Family
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.6 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 16.6 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 13.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
9+
Copyright
  • © 2026 Nicholas Santulli
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