Alman Index: Alman Test

How Alman are you really?

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

10 questions. Zero seriousness. Get your Alman tier & share the absurdly official certificate. Not a real document — just for fun. Free with ads. Alman Index: Alman Test How Alman are you really? Alman Index is a self-ironic quiz for the German-speaking world — 10 cartoon-illustrated stereotype questions, a bold Alman score, and a shareable certificate you can send to friends, coworkers, or your group chat. 10 QUESTIONS. ONE VERDICT. Each round picks 10 random questions from a pool of lovingly exaggerated clichés — socks in sandals, laminators, pool towels, complaint letters, Excel color coding, and more. Every question has its own funny illustration and a dry caption. 10 questions. Zero seriousness. Maximum self-awareness. YOUR ALMAN TIER Score 0–100 and land in one of five tiers — from Tourist to Ober-Alman. Each tier has its own mascot character and a subtitle worthy of an official stamp. The certificate looks absurdly official. Perfect for Instagram and WhatsApp. RIGOROUSLY SCIENTIFICALLY DETERMINED Your score is calculated per Alman Protocol AP-42, two mugs of filter coffee, and a sweaty grill thermometer. Peer review: your best friend. Margin of error: ±100%. Methodology entirely invented — result still binding in the family WhatsApp. JUST FOR FUN Alman Index is pure entertainment and self-irony — not science, statistics, or any official rating. The certificate is a meme to share, not a real document. SHARE THE PROOF Screenshot your certificate or tap Share — pre-filled text like “I am 87% Alman (Ober-Alman). Try it yourself!” Easy sharing built in. SELF-IRONIC HUMOR Cartoon exaggeration about behavior and objects — not punch-down. Friendly absurdity in a warm, slightly bureaucratic visual style. AVAILABLE IN GERMAN & ENGLISH Play in your language. Have fun with friends in theirs. No account required. Open the app, start the test, share the result. Note: Alman Index is free to play and may show ads (banner during play, optional full-screen ad after completing a quiz). Internet connection required for ads only. Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://rosenheinrich.com/privacy-policy-almanindex/

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Information

Seller
  • Phillip Rosenheinrich
Size
  • 33.8 MB
Category
  • Entertainment
Compatibility
Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
4+
Copyright
  • © 2026 Rosenheinrich Software Solutions
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