MANIFESTO: Bad Business Sim

An evil CEO management sim

Expected Dec 2, 2026 · Free · In‑App Purchases

Congratulations on starting your new company. Your goal is simple. Make money, lots of it, by any means necessary. Hire hordes of staff, burn them out, then fire them all *NOTICE*: Play the beginning for free. A one-time in-app purchase unlocks the full game. No ads. Dear CEO: Congratulations! You've managed to satisfy shareholder greed to its fullest extent. Are you ready to launch your next soul-crushing adventure? Your performance has been noted by the investors I represent, and we were pleased to hear from you now that you've decided to launch your next venture. Hire countless peons to fill out desks, and force up sales with every passing day. Whether you do it by clever seating, office upgrades or adding more time to the office clock than a day can hold, you MUST make more money. Don't worry, they're only interns. To succeed in this cut-throat world of business, you'll need to: - Manage your company & make not-so-ethical decisions to keep the sales flowing - Hire different employees, each lending their unique skills & resources, then burn them out for profit - Strategize your workflow - watch where you sit your employees, they can be a real drag to be around! - Reach unrealistic sale targets in a small amount of time, or kiss your corporate empire goodbye - Unlock power-ups & stack effects to achieve higher numbers & faster sales - Expand & level up your company at every turn, and try not to crumble under the pressure as targets increase - Be prepared for different scenarios, which could hinder your progress, or at worst, lead to liquidation If you fail to meet our demands, all of your employees will be fired. You will be fired. I will be fired. The company will be liquidated, and that will be the very end of you. Very Rich Regards Chief Shareholders Officer

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    Seller
    No More Robots Ltd
    Size
    304.6 MB
    Category
    Simulation
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later.
    • iPod touch
      Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English and 8 more
    • English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Traditional Chinese
    Age Rating
    4+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    Copyright
    © 2019 No More Robots
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