ChonkFit: AI Calorie Counter
Macro tracker that roasts you
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases
iPhone
Losing or gaining, the Don runs your numbers now. Speak your meals, get straight math, and answer his call at dinner. Your goal, his rules.
You talk. He listens. Then he tells you the truth about that "small" snack.
ChonkFit is a hands-free calorie and macro tracker run by Don CHONK — a 1948 mob-boss pig who takes your eating personally. No typing. No searching a database. You just say what you ate, out loud, and the Don does the rest: calories, protein, carbs, and fat, calculated by AI in seconds.
Then comes the roast receipt. A shareable verdict on your meal, in the Don's voice. Savage on the outside. Looking out for you on the inside.
HOW IT WORKS
- Tap, and tell the Don what you ate. "Two slices of pepperoni and a Coke."
- He calculates calories and full macros instantly with AI.
- You get a roast receipt: the numbers, a food-quality score, and a verdict you'll actually remember.
- Stay out of the red. Hit your daily target and the Don respects you. Blow it, and he lets you know.
WHY PEOPLE STICK WITH IT
- Voice-first logging. The fastest way to track a meal is to say it.
- Real macros, not just calories. Protein, carbs, fat, every time.
- A coach with a personality. The Don calls, checks in, and keeps you honest.
- Rise through the Family. Climb the ranks from Associate to Made Man, Capo, Underboss, and one day, Don.
- The roast receipt. The only food log people actually screenshot and share.
A NOTE ON THE HUMOR
The Don roasts the FOOD, never your body or your weight. The whole point is to make tracking something you look forward to, not a guilt trip. Prefer it softer? Turn on gentle mode and the Don eases up while still keeping you on track.
Don't go in the red, kid. The Family's waiting.
SUBSCRIPTION
ChonkFit is a membership called The Family. An auto-renewable subscription unlocks unlimited voice logging, the AI brain, the coach, and the full Don experience. Payment is charged to your Apple ID. Your subscription renews automatically unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings.
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The Don fixed the books.
• If your goal is to GAIN weight, the plan now gives you more to eat, not less. The numbers you set decide the direction. As they should.
• Anyone affected gets corrected automatically on first open. No need to touch anything.
You eat. He judges. Out loud.
The developer, Bruno Osorio, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- User Content
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Information
- Seller
- Bruno Osorio
- Size
- 59.7 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and Portuguese
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Annual Deal $39.99
- Annual $69.99
- Monthly $24.99
- Weekly $9.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Albor Apps