Lai Liao Lah
The food never comes lah
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Order everything. Receive nothing. Save everything. A parody food app where the food never comes — on purpose. You keep the money and the calories.
Lai Liao Lah is a parody food-delivery app where the food never arrives — on purpose.
Go through the whole ordering ritual: browse hawker stalls, pile up your cart, "place" the order, watch the map, chat with your rider. Then... nothing comes. Lai liao? Never lai. And that's the whole point.
Every order you DON'T receive is money you didn't spend and calories you didn't eat. The app tallies it all: your savings, your not-ordering streak, badges, and a Wrapped-style recap of everything you heroically did not order.
WHAT YOU GET (by getting nothing):
• A full fake ordering flow — food, drinks, dessert, and cabs
• A cat rider who loiters, makes excuses, and never shows up
• Live "tracking" where the ETA only ever goes UP
• Money + calories saved, streaks, and badges
• A shareable Monthly Wrapped
• "On the Cat's Back" — book a piggyback ride from a cat (also never comes)
NO catch, because there's nothing to catch:
• No payments
• No account, no login
• No backend, no real orders
• No food. On purpose.
It's satire. The food is never coming. Celebrate it.
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The developer, Abhishek Serjam, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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The developer does not collect any data from this app.
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Information
- Seller
- Abhishek Serjam
- Size
- 41 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Abhishek Serjam