Auto-fire chaos with the daftest arsenal in games: socks, slippers, pigeons, pizza. New worlds, new heroes, plays offline. Throw a sock. Survive the apocalypse.
Throw a sock. Survive the apocalypse.
Slasher - Absurd Survivors is a fast, funny survivor-style action roguelite where your weapons make absolutely no sense - and that's the point. Hurl socks, fling slippers, launch chickens, spill scalding tea and unleash angry pigeons on relentless hordes of zombies, skeletons, slimes and werewolves.
HOW TO PLAY
- One-thumb controls: move with the joystick, auto-attack does the rest
- Survive endless waves and clear themed chapters: Forest, Desert, Snow, Dungeon, Volcano, Toy Store After Dark, the Quarry, the Supermarket, the Shipwreck and Dreamland
- Defeat epic chapter bosses, from the Tree Monster and Cerberus to the Kraken and a very rude alarm clock
LEVEL UP THE CHAOS
- Pick from absurd skills every level and evolve them into screen-clearing ultimates
- Mix and match builds: raw damage, crowd control or pure survival
- Open chests for loot and permanent upgrades between runs
- Fill your Collection Book by discovering enemies and bosses
HEROES
- Unlock distinct heroes: Knight, Mage, Archer, Samurai, Ninja, Plague Doctor, Bromm, Mira and Freya
- Each with unique stats and a signature starting weapon
ENDLESS REPLAYABILITY
- Climb milestones, reach ascension tiers and prestige for bragging rights
- Every run is different: new skills, new builds, new ways to win
No complicated systems, no manual required. Just pick a hero, grab your socks, and see how long you can last.
Download Slasher - Absurd Survivors and find out why footwear is the ultimate weapon.
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A shipwreck, a dream, and a supermarket that finally does what it says.
The Shipwreck is a ship on the sea floor, taken over by the things that live down there. Crabs that come at you sideways, pufferfish too angry to deflate, sardines that arrive as a whole school, jellyfish that leave a sting where they die, and starfish that become two starfish when you cut them in half. The wreck has a captain — the Kraken, who hurls its anchor, jets straight at you and calls in crabs.
Nobody goes down there without air. In the Shipwreck every hero, and the Guard Goose, wears a glass diving dome, bubbles and all.
Past it lies Dreamland, the newest chapter and the hardest: a child's bedroom come loose and floating on the clouds. The sheep you count to fall asleep, hopping at you in flocks. The monster under the bed, which has brought the bed. A pop quiz that flutters from side to side, so it is never quite where you aimed. Pillows that burst into smaller pillows. And nightmares that vanish and come back closer — watch the floor where one is about to land. At the end of the dream waits the Rude Awakening, an alarm clock that rings out waves of sound. Backing away will not save you; find the gaps.
The Supermarket now does what the Collection Book always said it did. The mop bucket really does leave the floor slick enough to slow you down. The tin can stack really does topple into two. And runaway trolleys really are hopeless at corners. The Trolley Titan, meanwhile, had never used a single one of its attacks: the game had never been told it had any. Now it throws shopping baskets and charges down the aisle, with red warnings you can actually see on that pale floor. The floor itself was being drawn stretched, too; its square tiles are square again.
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Seller
HARUN YARDIMCI
Size
208.4 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
iPod touch Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
Mac Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.